Naked woman falls through roof

telegraph.co.uk ^ | July 30, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

A naked couple who clambered to the top of a building triggered a full-scale rescue by the emergency services after the woman plunged through the roof.

Eyewitnesses reported the pair “rolling about” in the nude on top of a four-storey building in Aberdeen city centre before she fell through the slates.

Two fire engines, three ambulances and several police cars were called to the scene at around 11am, as crowds of shoppers looked on in amazement.

The busy road was closed for more than an hour as firefighters broke into the Bridge Street building, which houses a mixture of flats, shops and restaurants, and searched for the pair.

The woman, believed to be in her 30s, was led out by paramedics with mud and cuts on her face and taken to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary in an ambulance.

A man, thought to be in his mid-20s, was led out by police officers 30 minutes later and driven off in the back of a police car. Both were dressed by the time they emerged.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

“Animal House”

[centurion316]

Another one of those crazy naked stargazing enthusiasts. We have some of them around here, I think.

[thecabal]

No one has pinged you yet? What the hell is wrong with this place?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Did they bring their own hay?

[goseminoles]

Reminds me of a situation from college. I went to a party where the host took a female(not his girlfriend) up in the attic for a quickie. Well, to everyones delight, the couple fell through the ceiling and landed in the kitchen. The girlfriend was not a happy camper.

[dsrtsage]

Impossible to ascertain guilt without fotos

[dfwgator]

Well played.

That was my exact first thought.

[Vendome]

No kidding.

[Textide]

They're guilty. Jury's out on gender.

[DryFly]

Thank you God!

[dsrtsage]

Indeed

[RJS1950]

Heh, that movie image was exactly my first thought when I read the headline.

[Slings and Arrows]

How many bottles of Buckfast were found at the scene?

[Lady Jag]

[TheOldLady]

And how many were empty?

[TheOldLady]

Thanks for the Bum Wine link. It’s nice to see the available array of hangover juices.

[Darksheare]

I think it was Pruno that was involved.

[MadMitch]

Since it’s Aberdeen I’m just surprised there were no sheep involved.