Posted on 07/23/2010 2:18:03 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Zsa Zsa Gabor's publicist says the 93-year-old actress is hospitalized in critical condition after surgery to replace her right hip.
Publicist John Blanchette says he spoke to Gabor's husband on Thursday and was told she was not doing well in the wake of her weekend surgery.
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My dad used to call her Zsa Zsa The Bore.
Prayers for her and for her family. I was really sad when her sister Eva died (I think in about 1995). She was so funny on Green Acres. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen Zsa Zsa in a movie or tv show.
I remember an an ad on one of the cable channels for reruns of Green Acres (an underrated show IMO). Said it starred Eva Gabor, not Zsa Zsa. Eva will not hurt you.
Insults about famous actresses
Zsa Zsa Gabor
She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues it for lunch.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
- - - Bob Hope
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- - - Henny Youngman
Wow-— didn’t know she is that old! We all are on the train to ‘Geezerville’.
Yes, I’m sorry, rereading my post, I was not clear. I knew it was Eva. She was the funny sister. I watch Green Acres reruns whenever I get a chance. Very funny show, I don’t know why they don’t make anything like that any more.
Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone episode called “Of Late I Think of Geezerville’?
No, I understood your post. I just thought that ad was clever. It was about the time Zsa Zsa was getting arrested for hitting people.
Oh Doh! Man, I can’t read today! I get it, that is funny. :)
Prayers for Zsa Zsa and family.
Didn’t Zsa Zsa make a few guest appearances as Eva’s mother?
In her defense:
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
To a smart girl men are no problem - they’re the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The measure of a woman isn’t about..
Measurements: 36C-22-36 (filming Moulin Rouge (1952)), 38-22-38 (self-described 1960s), (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine).
She kept her waist thruout her career.
HA! Those are good.
Who cares?
Once held up an episode of “The New Hollywood Squares” (1986) for about 45 minutes after breaking a fingernail.
Hey, I can actually use that one.
I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.
But can I get away with it?
Regardless a broken hip at her age is very serious. Prayers for her.
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