I remember an an ad on one of the cable channels for reruns of Green Acres (an underrated show IMO). Said it starred Eva Gabor, not Zsa Zsa. Eva will not hurt you.
Yes, I’m sorry, rereading my post, I was not clear. I knew it was Eva. She was the funny sister. I watch Green Acres reruns whenever I get a chance. Very funny show, I don’t know why they don’t make anything like that any more.