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Insults about famous actresses

Zsa Zsa Gabor

She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)

She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues it for lunch.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)

The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
- - - Bob Hope

Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- - - Henny Youngman

In her defense:

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem - they’re the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor