Clintons in tears over Chelsea? You can bet on it

Reuters ^ | 07/19/2010

[Responsibility2nd]

(Reuters) - Chelsea Clinton's hush-hush wedding may as well be classified but one thing is no secret: There will be tears.

The only child of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will marry longtime boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky this month in a ceremony that has withstood leaks better than many secrets in Washington.

"You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece it's a major accomplishment," Hillary Clinton said of her husband in comments to NBC broadcast Monday from Pakistan.

[Responsibility2nd]

Very bizarre article.

I'm just surprised she is not lesbian.

[SJSAMPLE]

If you consider the monstrosity that is Amy Carter, Chelsae’s done very well for herself.

[bcsco]

"You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece it's a major accomplishment," Hillary Clinton said of her husband...

A fair indication of how many women may be seated center-aisle during the ceremony...

[EagleUSA]

And the MSM considers this news. Hey guys, ever hear of a guy named Obama?

[TribalPrincess2U]

Is he still pretending she’s his daughter, tears and all?
Another show like Ron Brown’s funeral?

[sauropod]

There is no evidence I am aware of that would suggest she is.

I think she is brainwashed, but that’s about it.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Tears at a wedding? Whoever heard of such a thing? /s

[Col Frank Slade]

Please spare us.......

[central_va]

"You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece it's a major accomplishment,"

Better put some ice on that..

[nesnah]

“You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece it’s a major accomplishment...”

More likely, she’s thinking - “You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle without tappin’ a piece it’s a major accomplishment...”

[Notwithstanding]

Plastic surgery, which Chelsea has had, can alter the bones and the tissue; but only a partial lobotomy, which she has not had, or long-term right-wing therapy can alter a leftist mind.

[beethovenfan]

Will Web Hubble be there?

[SJSAMPLE]

You can only do so much to take the Web Hubble out of the girl.

[rlmorel]

Ping!

[RVN Airplane Driver]

Who gives a shitte what web hubbels kid does?

[a fool in paradise]

Somebody just explained to Bubba that when he gives the bride away, he isn’t trading her for the bridesmaids.

[Mich Patriot]

I’ll take a different path here and wish the best for Chelsea. Lifelong brainwashing notwithstanding, she seems to have a decent head on her shoulders. Stanford is no cake-walk. Marriage is a challenge at every level of status. Best wishes to Chelsea (but may she not raise a litter of commies).

[Responsibility2nd]

Of course.

[r9etb]

I'll give ol' Bill a pass on this one.

I get misty-eyed just thinking about my daughter getting married, and it's still years in the future....

[cranked]

Exactly, I care how, Reuters? =.=