Posted on 07/16/2010 10:00:20 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Horns, tattooed eyebrows and earlobe implants were among the 'personal oddities' noted by police on Jesse Thornhill's arrest sheet after the 28-year-old fitty allegedly tried to run over his landlady with his people carrier.
Officers were called to a disturbance in Tulsa, Oklahoma, after receiving reports of a late-night altercation involving the fetching death metal fan.
They were told he'd attempted to run over his landlady after an argument, using his vehicle as a 'dangerous weapon'.
The landlady managed to jump out of the way of the people carrier.
He was found and arrested a few hours later, spending the night in Tulsa County Jail before being released on bail of $10,000.
Jesse's horns, lest you were wondering, were created via Teflon implants that are inserted to stretch the skin.
(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...
must be an o’sucka voter. OBAMAS FAULT.
Looks like the freak has had a fair amount of branding done, as well. He’s got to be a pretty lost soul to disfigure himself as badly as he has, but you’ve got to respect his ability to withstand pain.
Now, what I really want to know is, what the heck is a “people carrier”? Sounds like Brit-speak for SUV.
HolyHell is great if you haven’t heard of them.
What a lovely couple!
I think he is a Romulan from Romulus.
More likely a Romulan from Remus, well maybe not exactly spelled that way.
I'm guessing that "people carriers" are that kind of giant terminator first depicted in Terminator IV - you know, the "harvesters."
My question: What's a "fitty?"
I expect that, this article appearing in a British newspaper, Mr. Thornhill's implants were paid for by National Health. If not the implants, themselves, then at least the subsequent operations to remove them and suppress the massive infections he'll get will be paid for by the tax payers.
Regards,
That would be a "Reman."
And, yes: This "boy" is troubled. Anyone (voluntarily - can't be sure, this story coming from the U.K.) renting to this freak has no one but themselves to blame for the ensuing problems.
Regards,
This happened in Tulsa Oklahoma, not UK.
Work is probably a lot easier to fine than dates.
Landlady cannot be too smart if she rents to a deranged science experiment like that.
LOL!
WTF?
My question: What's a "fitty?"
A "people carrier" is British for a minivan.
"Fitty" is Brit slang for someone who is attractive (i.e. fit). He's also called "fetching" a little later. I detect sarcasm.
The American version of this article stated that the vehicle in question was a 1996 Windstar van.
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Somehow, this whole fearsome visage thing he is trying to go for is totally negated by the fact that this is his vehicle of choice.
Or Uncle Fester’s child.
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