[RansomOttawa]

I'm guessing that "people carriers" are that kind of giant terminator first depicted in Terminator IV - you know, the "harvesters."

My question: What's a "fitty?"

A "people carrier" is British for a minivan.

"Fitty" is Brit slang for someone who is attractive (i.e. fit). He's also called "fetching" a little later. I detect sarcasm.

[fidelis]

The American version of this article stated that the vehicle in question was a 1996 Windstar van.
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Somehow, this whole fearsome visage thing he is trying to go for is totally negated by the fact that this is his vehicle of choice.