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Police sort out story of New Jersey car crash - SUV crashes during sex but reported as carjacking
AP via Houston Chronicle ^
| July 15, 2010
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Posted on 07/15/2010 1:43:38 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: a fool in paradise
The World According To Garp car crash scene comes to mind.
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
07/15/2010 2:34:54 PM PDT
by
njslim
To: a fool in paradise
AARRGGHHHH!!!! Warn someone first, will you?
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posted on
07/15/2010 2:36:51 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: metmom
New Jersey wasn’t warning enough?
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posted on
07/15/2010 2:42:12 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: a fool in paradise
Not guilty due to factual impossibility!
To: a fool in paradise
Well.....
Tell me. Is Vineland near Camden?
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posted on
07/15/2010 3:11:21 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: jughandle
Can’t be native New Jersey..they didn’t blame the SUV Was the SUV a Hummer?
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posted on
07/15/2010 3:15:04 PM PDT
by
WhirlwindAttack
(My Rascal scooter has a gun rack and a full charge. Unleash hell. Attack of the old farts;)
To: JPG
Guy must have had 11 beers.
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posted on
07/15/2010 3:34:20 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
("...Ronald Reagan, the man who put freedom on the offensive, as it should be." -- Maggie Thatcher)
To: a fool in paradise
That ugly whore couldn’t pay me enough to get close to my emergency brake!
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posted on
07/15/2010 3:39:23 PM PDT
by
rmlew
(There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just a liberals who lies.)
To: Deaf Smith
Well, we do have her picture but what about one of Stumpy?
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posted on
07/15/2010 3:48:54 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("Obama suffers from decision-deficit disorder." Oliver North 6/25/10)
To: Slings and Arrows
“SUV crashes during sex but reported as carjacking”
So THAT’S how they make Mini Coopers.
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posted on
07/15/2010 3:49:07 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(I've been told that I drive like a cop. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.)
To: a fool in paradise
DWI - Driving While InsertedI got the impression it was DWGABJ
Having sexual intercourse while driving is mighty difficult................ especially with a 300 lb heifer
....and no I'm NOT speaking from experience
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posted on
07/15/2010 3:49:36 PM PDT
by
Popman
(Why does the New Black Panther Party want to kill saltines ?)
To: a fool in paradise
Actually, the circumstances should have been enough.
I’ve never heard of a case of public indecency or sex where the parties involved are lookers.
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posted on
07/15/2010 4:01:20 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise
The "crashed during sex story" was also a lie!
Cops: NJ woman made up carjacking, car-sex crash [excerpt]
Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says Blasse and her boyfriend actually stole a laptop computer from a car and slipped away from pursuing police in her car, but then crashed and attempted to set the vehicle on fire.
Blasse and 27-year-old Henry Goode Jr. face charges including arson, burglary and hindering apprehension.
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posted on
07/15/2010 4:16:20 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
To: Darksheare
If it’s [CENSORED] sex, you get Smart Cars.
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posted on
07/15/2010 4:19:14 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: jughandle
Did you make up that tagline just for this occasion?
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posted on
07/15/2010 9:11:27 PM PDT
by
dbwz
(DISSENT IS PATRIOTIC)
To: ApplegateRanch
You haz shattered mah tiny faith. *sad_kitten_eyes*
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posted on
07/15/2010 9:18:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Popman
"Having sexual intercourse while driving is mighty difficult..." That's why you should always park first...
...and wash your car.
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posted on
07/15/2010 9:19:15 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
That's why you should always park first... And be careful WHERE you park.
About 50 years ago, while I was in grammar school, the local area CHP pulled off the highway, and parked way out in the brush; and so did the wife of a local Forest Service ranger. The hood of the CHP car was clean; and the brush shielded them from prying eyes...except from the lookout tower on top of a nearby mountain.
The person manning the lookout saw the CHP car pull into & park in the odd spot, got curious, and then also recognized her car.
There was no mistaking what happened next, on the hood of the patrol car.
The lookout radioed the hubby, and the rest, as they say, is history.
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posted on
07/15/2010 10:51:14 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
To: dbwz
Yeah. The airbag caused ‘complications’.
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posted on
07/16/2010 4:34:01 AM PDT
by
jughandle
(Don't bite your friends.)
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