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1 posted on 07/15/2010 11:54:33 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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“Charles Darwin, line one - Charles Darwin, line one, please...”

Colonel, USAFR


2 posted on 07/15/2010 11:56:42 AM PDT by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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I don’t think he thought this one all the way through . . . .


3 posted on 07/15/2010 11:56:49 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: nickcarraway

Owwwww. I hate it when I get shot there. My bizarre custody case is very tender and sensitive. And it is so awkward getting the bullets removed.


4 posted on 07/15/2010 11:57:44 AM PDT by La Lydia
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What friends are for. I’m not sure how I’d vote if I were on the jury. Is there a charge for criminal stupidity?


6 posted on 07/15/2010 11:58:34 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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A heartwarming tale of friendship
7 posted on 07/15/2010 11:58:55 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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"...asked a friend to shoot him so he could blame his injuries on his ex's new boyfriend and gain custody of his son."


9 posted on 07/15/2010 12:05:54 PM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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To: nickcarraway

Late-term Darwin Award?


10 posted on 07/15/2010 12:11:49 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: Slings and Arrows

Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone.


12 posted on 07/15/2010 1:20:38 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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When a “Dwayne” and a “Wheeler” get together; no good can come from it.
13 posted on 07/15/2010 1:26:04 PM PDT by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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Hmmm...I could buy that he asked the friend to shoot him to set up the girlfriend’s new BF, but why 3 shots instead of 1? I wonder if the friend/shooter is telling the truth.


14 posted on 07/15/2010 1:34:00 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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Word to the wise on any “Dwaynes” out there thinking it might be smart to “fake” a gunshot scenario to blame someone else.

Almost everyone who shows up with a bullet wound to the left forearm also has nitrogen stains on their right hand, and powder burns over the bullet wound.

Good luck convincing anybody that it wasn't self inflicted.

On the other hand, you could get your buddy “Wheeler” to shoot you! But be SURE to specify that you only want to be shot ONCE; apparently his buddy Wheeler thought he needed three.... just to be sure.

15 posted on 07/15/2010 1:37:59 PM PDT by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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One shot would have done it. Did he think mulitple shots would get him more child support from his ex?


19 posted on 07/15/2010 2:31:08 PM PDT by Terry Mross ( Democrat-Republican, whatever)
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"He wanted custody of that child and he was willing to take a bullet to get custody of the child,"

Police arrived on scene and found Moten was suffering from "several gunshot wounds."

Sounds like his buddy didn't fully understand the concept...what we have here is a failure to communicate.

22 posted on 07/15/2010 3:42:51 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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Another case of terminal stupidity. Hope his kid got his mom’s brains, not his dad’s.


31 posted on 07/16/2010 12:47:21 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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