[Judith Anne]

Here’s another one:

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘
‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?’
The child whispered, ‘ No...’
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, ‘Is your Mommy there?’ ‘Yes’
‘May I talk with her?’ Again the small voice whispered, ‘ No…’
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’
‘Yes,’ whispered the child, ‘ a policeman…’
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak with the policeman?’
‘No, he’s busy, ‘ whispered the child.
‘Busy doing what?’
‘Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,’ came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, ‘What is that noise?’
‘A helicopter ‘ answered the whispering voice…
‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
‘The search team just landed a helicopter’
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, ‘What are they searching for?’
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle....
‘ME…’

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[Redcitizen]

thanks!! that one really made me laugh. =) truly.

[Tax-chick]

Very good!

[Brian Kopp DPM]

A patient saw me in the lumber department of our local Lowe's, and told me this joke:

Joe worked in the lumber yard for 35 years, and he pilfered enough lumber over the years to build an addition on his house, a hunting camp, and a 4 car garage. Finally his conscience got the best of him, so he went to confession.

After hearing his confession, the priest said, "Well this is a pretty serious sin, my son. Your penance must be appropriate. Do you know how to make a Novena?"

Joe replied, "Well no, Padre, I don't know how to make a Novena, but I've got lots of lumber, so if you have the plans I'm sure I could build you one."