The seven faculty rules at the University of Woolloomooloo:
1. No poofters.
2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the “Abos” in any way whatsoeverif there’s anyone watching.
3. No poofters.
4. I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No poofters.
6. There is no... rule six.
7. No poofters.