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'Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey'
OrangeNews.co.uk ^
| 5 July 2010
| staff reporter
Posted on 07/07/2010 11:19:57 AM PDT by Daffynition
A Chinese man who saved a one-armed, one-legged monkey says the primate has paid him back - by killing all of his chickens.
Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province, says the monkey has become a member of his family since he nursed it back to health.
It has become to devoted to the family and performs many chores around the home - but it also copies everything Li does.
When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find.
And when Li slaughtered a chicken, the monkey copied him and has since killed about 80 chickens, reports the Chuncheng Evening Post.
"From then on, whenever it's not occupied, it jumps into the chicken pen, and kills the chickens, no matter how big or small, and tries to pluck them," said Li.
"His record is nine chickens in one day. The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey."
Li found the seriously injured monkey in a forest more than a year ago when it jumped into a basket on his back.
He found the monkey's right arm and left leg were rotten and took it home where he cut off the decayed limbs and gave it anti-inflammatory medication.
He nursed the monkey back to health and it made an astonishing recovery, putting on weight and soon started to help around the home.
It helps look after Li's dog's puppies and even wiped away Li's tears when he was grieving the death of his father.
Li said: "It sat besides me quietly and extended his only arm to wipe the tears on my face. He would softly pat my face and head, and look at me with great sympathy."
TOPICS: Education; Pets/Animals; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: elmono; elmonoloco; elmonomalo; firstmonkey; flingingpooping; freeperlore; guilty; monkey; monkeybusiness; monkeyping; monkeyseemonkeydo; mono; napl; obama
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To: Daffynition
Looks like the woman from the show, I can’t remember the name, she has like ten kids and they film their life.
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posted on
07/07/2010 12:55:26 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Pray the Rosary to defeat communism and Obamacare!!)
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
07/07/2010 1:01:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Daffynition
To: The Comedian
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posted on
07/07/2010 1:40:37 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Doogle
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posted on
07/07/2010 1:43:44 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
07/07/2010 1:52:00 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: a fool in paradise; Daffynition
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posted on
07/07/2010 2:43:55 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Daffynition; JoeProBono
They must've seen a Clinton National Security meeting.
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posted on
07/07/2010 2:46:43 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
07/07/2010 2:53:20 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Daffynition
[early warning, recycled punchline coming]
A Chinese man who saved a one-armed, one-legged monkey says the primate has paid him back - by killing all of his chickens... When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find.
"Why does that monkey have only one leg and one arm?"
"I wouldn't eat a monkey like that all at once!"
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posted on
07/07/2010 3:14:35 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: Liberty Valance
W-A-Y funny!
[Do you know the origin of your image?]
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:23:50 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: SunkenCiv
LOL .... comments like that may get you evicted from the premises.
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:26:29 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:34:23 AM PDT
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Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Daffynition
Not sure where the monkey got this idea.
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:45:52 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: Daffynition; a fool in paradise
(MyBad!)
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:47:31 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: JoeProBono
And now for something completely different...
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:48:19 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: JoeProBono
Have you ever seen a chicken in a rented monkey suit?
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:51:10 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:54:40 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
07/08/2010 8:59:17 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Daffynition
[Do you know the origin of your image?] Yes. It's a movie still from Evan Almighty.
BBL. Time to wash the kitties...
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posted on
07/08/2010 10:35:58 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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