Gun in pants wounds genitals

Omaha World Herald ^ | 6 July 2010 | Kevin Cole

[Bob]

It also made him a little teste.

I don't know about that - I'd say it made him a little less teste.

[Newbomb Turk]

Gives a whole new meaning to the words “Junk Shot”

[MARTIAL MONK]

This is the second time that this upstanding citizen has come to the notice of FR.

Some may remember this incident from last year:

"And thus, Omaha finds itself with two fewer common hoodlums on the mean streets -- a duo who picked a fight with a better-armed shopkeeper and ended up dead. Why? All because they were upset about some gold teefuses they'd ordered from a grillz-and-bling joint."

He was a survivor.

[Rannug]

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire.

[Moose Burger]

Clearly a call to the federal goverment to outlaw pants. That man would have prevented injury to himself if he just hadn’t been wearing any pants.

[Tommygun99]

Confucius say: “Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!”

[Bernard Marx]

Blew his brains out, huh?

[Richard Kimball]

I’ll bet he’d give his left nut not to have done that.

[Shelayne]

Hey, Mister, is that a pistol in your pants, or are ya just happy to see——

*BOOM*

Nevermind.

[bigbob]

Hey Newbomb -

Just noticed your FR username - your brother wants his El Camino back!

[verum ago]

Excuse me while I whip this out...

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

Oh my goodness, that is so funny!!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

A literal Einstein.

[Fast Moving Angel]

LOL ... I wonder if it would have been worse if he’d brought a knife to a gunfight.

[Dayman]

That story is very distrubing. The comments from some of the dead perp’s supporters are just mind boggeling. His mother should blame herself. Her enabling and excuse making had a direct impact on the choices her son made.

[GQuagmire]

mangled genitals ping

[GladesGuru]

“LOL ... I wonder if it would have been worse if he’d brought a knife to a gunfight.”

Well, the Rabbinical Union would sue for self circumcising without conversion.

[Blood of Tyrants]

"arrested on suspicion of several charges"

Suspicion of charges????

[Blood of Tyrants]

Good point.

[Slings and Arrows]

You're making a mountain out of a mohel.