Caption the Sex Poodle

[barbarianbabs]

the goreacle has a fever

[sodpoodle]

In 2006, Molly Hagerty was a 50 year-old professional, licensed massage therapist; hired by the hotel to provide service to a *well respected* former US VP.

She was confronted by a sex pervert and appears to have balanced self-preservation with diplomacy during and following a shocking and unexpected incident.

Women who have had similar experiences understand this. Men who have never accosted a female in this manner do not.

[LiberConservative]

"Algore is a creepy, oportunistic loon. But a woman alone with a man in a hotel room? Exactly what answer should miss goody two shoes expect? 'On my chin'?"

I'm with you. But it's still a sick, freaky, tawdry and hilarious story, one that should be told and discussed at length regardless of motives.

[Dr. Ursus]

I told her to release the KRAKEN!

[newfreep]

One of my all time owlgore favorites...

[beckysueb]

Police said they did not collect her attire because they believed it would not provide evidence.

WTH??

[beckysueb]

And they called GWB stupid!

[Ditter]

Not being either a masseuse or a sex poodle, I was hoping someone would explain what a chakra was to me.

[stylecouncilor]

CHAAAAKRA!!

[ETL]

>Not being either a masseuse or a sex poodle,
>I was hoping someone would explain what a chakra was to me.

Does this help?...

“Chakra is a concept referring to wheel-like vortices which, according to traditional Indian medicine, are believed to exist in the surface of the etheric double of man.[2] The Chakras are said to be “force centers” or whorls of energy permeating from a point on the physical body, the layers of the subtle bodies in an ever-increasing fan-shaped formation (the fans make the shape of a love heart). Rotating vortices of subtle matter, they are considered the focal points for the reception and transmission of energies.[3] Seven major chakras or energy centers (also understood as wheels of light) are generally believed to exist, located within the subtle body.

It is typical for chakras to be depicted as either flower-like or wheel-like. In the former, a specific number of petals are shown around the perimeter of a circle. In the latter, a certain number of spokes divide the circle into segments that make the chakra resemble a wheel or chakra. Each chakra possesses a specific number of segments or petals.

Texts documenting the chakras go back as far as the later Upanishads, for example the Yoga Kundalini Upanishad.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakra

[Moonman62]

According to Al Gore, chakra is what Bill Clinton got on Monica’s dress.

[sodpoodle]

In the former, a specific number of petals.............

Sorta like a pansy?????? LOL!!!

Now I have to stop posting on these POODLE threads;)

[perfect stranger]

this

[Ditter]

Thanks for trying but NO it doesn’t help. ;]

[Ditter]

Thanks, that is language I can understand.

[Ditter]

See post #31 it makes it all very clear. :9)

[CitizenM]

1. This was Algore's expression when he couldn't get enough missing chads to make him President.

2. This was Algore's expression when he couldn't get his second chakra to make him feel powerful.

Poor Algore...always problems with fulfillment be they chads or chakra's

[a fool in paradise]

The look of irritable bowel syndrome.

[a fool in paradise]

Mr. Gore has a case of the blue chakras.

[Lucky9teen]

SNIFF!