I got the bases mostly covered , but thanks for the checklist. They hadn't invented doublewides when I built this old house. They really made it easy by putting axles under that tornado bait.
Posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:41 PM PDT by tisket
Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.
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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
I’ve gotten this one in email soooo many times. It still makes me laugh LOL.
LMAO.... Your troops get married you better have a plan B .
Then you could build em all homes there .....:o)
No beer, no shotgun, no chaw, and that don’t look like no double-wide to me.
Not a redneck. :p
You’re a libertarian?
I laid out the guns to take the picture and kitty decided that was the place to be. She stayed there and watched carefully as I placed each gun. She wanted to make sure I handled them properly. She’s a hellacious RO.
I got the bases mostly covered , but thanks for the checklist. They hadn't invented doublewides when I built this old house. They really made it easy by putting axles under that tornado bait.
Damn sig!
Ya better get a bigger bed!
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