Nah, it has to be long enough for adverts. Gotta sell some schlock to sentimental Gen-Xers. :-)
That's where the sequel comes in!
[Scene] A wooded area by a lake.
Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens: "According to this report from the cellphone company, this is the last known location of Tiffany and Debbie."
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-PJ