[Political Junkie Too]

Gotta sell some schlock to sentimental Gen-Xers. :-)

That's where the sequel comes in!

[Scene] A wooded area by a lake.

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens: "According to this report from the cellphone company, this is the last known location of Tiffany and Debbie."

...

-PJ

[Army Air Corps]

By Jove, I think you are on to something!