Al Gore: The Sex-Crazed Poodle

Human Events ^ | 06/24/2010 | Human Events

[Liz]

Odd couple?

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

I guess he wasn’t paying attention when the “longer than 4 hours” warning was mentioned in the commercials.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

I forgot that picture. How insecure must he be if he lets an enhanced picture of his parts appear on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone
Wanna see my nads on the cover
Rolling Stone
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Rolling Stone
Wanna see my giant nads
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

Pathetic being that he is.

[TommyDale]

"Remember that pic of him with his crotch packed on a mag back in 2003?"

Post #23? Maggief is a step ahead of us!

[ETL]

Al Gore apparently believed the claims because he voted against Clarence Thomas' confirmation to the Supreme Court.

Gore voted against Thomas because Gore is a lefty, as well as a traitorous, dishonest creep.

[meyer]

Those from the Cleveland area will remember this classic by Wild Horses called “Funky Poodle”...

As I was walking home the other night
Walking past the alley with the flash of the scarlet neon light
A rolls royce pulled up to me a woman said
Sonny have you seen a silver poodle with a ribbon on his head

I thought to myself man shes joking
In this part of town
A poodle could wind up at Burger King

But she looked serious and so I
Said that I thought that I might have
Cuz I was delerious in dire need
of any old bills that she might have
She opened the door and said to come in
offered me a drink and some funny looking powder from her stash
I told her no thanks my mother told me
Don’t except a thing from a stranger unless its check or cash

She said who are you not to surrender
A poor kid like you aught to me thankful just being alive
Then she layed down in the back seat and pulled me into her body heat
I thought man this is my lucky day
That was until I thought I heard her say

Funky Funky Funky poodle
Funky Funky Funky poodle

After a while she looked up in a state of shock
Whispered in my ear that she was sorry about the length of my stay
I told her I wasn’t going anywhere
Not a least until you compensate for this unjust depravity

What happened here its hard to remember
The next thing I knew
I lay face down in the street all alone
And I hear the pitter pat of little feet
That make their way right over me
The door closed, I looked, they sped away
She was sitting in the back seat with a little gray -

Funky Funky Funky poodle
Funky Funky Funky poodle

[Libloather]

Al Gore: The Sex-Crazed Poodle

I REFUSE to visualize

Too late.