Posted on 06/24/2010 3:26:52 PM PDT by Bad~Rodeo
A masseuse alleged that Al Gore sexually harassed her back in 2006, when the former Vice President was getting a massage during a stay at an upscale Portland hotel. The allegations, if true, reveal a darker, even more disturbing side of the King of Ice. We combed through the police report and picked out the (dirty) Top Ten. In your opinion, what’s the most depraved sexual advance Mr. Gore was claimed to have made?
1) “And he came over to where I was while I was trying to pack up and....
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LOL.
13) “I tried to distract him by asking how long it took him to get over the 2000 election. That’s when he opened his robe, grabbed my arm and demanded that I ‘count’ his hanging chad.”
Wasn’t he stuffing a sock in his shorts? :-)
And I cannot find my picture of the inflatable animal humping Rudy Giuliani’s leg. Dang!
Al has been off his meds a long, long time.
Sex Poodle (James Brown Sex Machine Parody)
Doggies, I’m ready to get up and do my thing (yeah go ahead!)
I want-a get it on, dog, you know (go ahead!)
Like a, like a giggling sex poodle, dog, (yeah go ahead!)
Movin’ and doin’ it, you know
Can I count it off? (Go ahead)
Woof, woof, woof, woof!
Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Hunch on that leg, (get on up), like a giggling sex poodle, (get on up)
Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Get up, (bark, bark, bark)
Mark that furniture, (get on up), like a giggling sex poodle, (get on up)
The best comment from the article: “I’m always glad when I learn Al Gore is screwing someone else instead of us.”
The Smoking Gun has the entire transcript of the lady’s police interview. He sounds like a real piece of work.
MM
LOL!!
I think the lady is exaggerating actually. He is simply a crazed poodle.
Well, who really, could blame Tipper? Even the ho’s are offended by this slob.
I’ve always said that this sob is crazy...as in nuts. As bad as Bush was, at least we dodged the Gore bullet.
You can't make this stuff up.
You know I thought she was an attention seeking lawsuit seeking bimbo till I read the affidavit.
It sounds legit.
And worse than the sexual assault was his craziness. The man is really nuts in a psycho sort of way. Giggling when she tried to fight him off, forcing himself on her and laughing. Then the ordering and use of temper as control.
ANd the IPOD scene was just weird,,the man is a weirdo sexual predator.
You know I thought she was an attention seeking lawsuit seeking bimbo till I read the affidavit.
It sounds legit.
And worse than the sexual assault was his craziness. The man is really nuts in a psycho sort of way. Giggling when she tried to fight him off, forcing himself on her and laughing. Then the ordering and use of temper as control.
ANd the IPOD scene was just weird,,the man is a weirdo sexual predator.
LOL,,you are funny!
Al Gore could always hook up with Precious in Durham...
I don’t know, Precious is more the pit bull type.
You do know that woman giving Al the messaage could have been bumping up to a banana.
Remember that pic of him with his crotch packed on a mag back in 2003?
Except for the little blue pills, obviously...
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