[Sax]

I don’t drink, but I like to wash my hands with beer before going for a drive - is this going to be a problem?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I don’t drink, but I like to wash my hands with beer before going for a drive - is this going to be a problem?

Not if you wear a nice pair of leather driving gloves.

[Joe 6-pack]

"I don’t drink, but I like to wash my hands with beer before going for a drive - is this going to be a problem?"

Well, when the government promotes their semi-annual swine flu paranoia campaign, most people end up washing their hands in jelled alcohol...