Posted on 06/09/2010 12:14:57 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Has anyone ever successfully thrown a piranha back?
(I don't suppose there'd be a "right" time to suggest that either..... Oh, well, I'll just keep it to myself and the ten or twelve thousand people on-line now.)
Poor pitiful thing.
Who got up one day and said “Ya know...I’d really love to have goldfish who looks like the elephant man.”
Then again, I wound up with a Koi who’s wearing Alice Cooper’s makeup so what do I know?
I don't think it's so bad being a short female. But I'd think it would be tougher being a short male.
I agree and it should not be that way either. My father was very short and my mom taught me to measure a man by the “neck up.” ha ha. Meanwhile, as a petite gal, I had the choice of guys since they were all “tall enough” for me.
Oh my gosh, you did not have to say, “Get it?” You are really funny and I just loved your entire post. Thanks!!! Meanwhile, you reminded me that laughing and enjoying life probably have way more to do with longevity than stature.
The toughest thing are the ladies who insist on dating tall people.
People ask me what I look for in a gal, and I say, well I’m looking for someone with large breasts, tan and gorgeous.
They invariably get all snotty, and then I ask if they’d prefer ‘tall, dark and handsome’ ;)
That’s a tough one. The study doesn’t seem to care about weight in relation to height. It also doesn’t mention relative wealth which I consider a HUGE factor. Take the 4’2” Michael Bloomberg. When he stands on his money, he’s a frickin’ giant!
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