(I don't suppose there'd be a "right" time to suggest that either..... Oh, well, I'll just keep it to myself and the ten or twelve thousand people on-line now.)
Poor pitiful thing.
Who got up one day and said “Ya know...I’d really love to have goldfish who looks like the elephant man.”
Then again, I wound up with a Koi who’s wearing Alice Cooper’s makeup so what do I know?