Paranoid about your health? Dr. Ozzy will set you straight (Ozzy is health advisor at London Times)

Boston Herald ^ | 6/8/10 | Lauren Beckham Falcone

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

What in the World??????????

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Music Ping — 1980s/Metal/Hollyweird Ping.

[hosepipe]

Could the next Surgeon General of the U.S. be Richard Simmons in a Nurse Costume?..

[JohnLongIsland]

Considering how he’s abused himself and is still breathing, there might be some merit to this...

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Could the next Surgeon General of the U.S. be Richard Simmons in a Nurse Costume?

Anything could happen under this current administration...

[nonliberal]

ON an unrelated note, I have a promo flyer for the show where Ozzy bit the head off the bat.

[PoloSec]

This bleepen bleep bleeper can bleep a bleepen bleeper and cure bleepen bleep to see bleepidy bleep bugger bleep what a bloke.

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

FYI - of interest.

[Married with Children]

“Suicide Solution”

[Colvin]

The amazing thing is that someone actually understood what he was saying and could right it down.
Or the press may be making those coherent statements up.

[Renderofveils]

JohnLongIsland wrote: Considering how he’s abused himself and is still breathing, there might be some merit to this...

Ozzy is the audible personification of a doctor's handwriting.

[RockinRight]

I never understood that. When he sings you can generally make out his words, but when he talks it’s all gibberish.

[ken in texas]

Have you seen the commercials where Ozzy is advertising a cell phone? There are several scenes... Ozzy mumbles something to someone, they say "Huh?", Ozzy quickly sends a text message to tell them what he wants. Hilarious.

I sometimes wonder how much of the mumbling is an act.

[a fool in paradise]

"You aren't getting 'nuff rabies in your diet. Eat two bats an' call me in the morning..."

[a fool in paradise]

I sometimes wonder how much of the mumbling is an act.

Don't know. Bob Dylan's mumbling seems to be a put on. He DOES speak and sing clearly sometimes.

[dfwgator]

"Everything tastes better with rabies! Yay, rabies!"

[Grizzled Bear]

I said: ‘How do you think? It starts with a rubber glove and ends with your voice rising 10 octaves ... So my first advice as Dr. Ozzy will be: Don’t be ignorant.”

A Heavy Metal WTF Ping!

[Fred Hayek]

Ozzy has a speech impediment, and that goes back to before he fried a few brain cells. On top of that his first language is Brummie.

[Slings and Arrows]

It airs just after Clean and Sober With Lindsey Lohan.

[rmlew]

He has always given useful advice. “Wine is fine, but whiskey’s quicker.”