Proposed Rule change to FReeper Lexicon (RE: Helen Thomas)

07 JUNE 10 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

Whereas, being a pre-millenial freeper, do propose the following changes to The 2010 and subsequent FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)

Pic Rule - Unofficial, but strictly enforced rule that pictures of unpleasant liberal women must be accompanied by pictures of beautiful women; if beautiful women are mentioned a picture must follow (and inevitably controlled by Helen Thomas) (thanks NonLinear and dinasour). Specific rules follow:
1. If your post mentions Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin, you must post a pic of her.

Example: ......"Ann Coulter"=..."Michelle Malkin"=

2. Female equivalent to the Ann Coulter rule. The Bibi (Netanyahu) and Bill Sammon's rule. Followed by the word THUD in bold. "Thud" refers to the sound made by Freepettes when they hit the floor after swooning over various males of the species.

Example: ...."Bill Sammon" => THUD!

3. Maureen Dowd (MoDo) is accompanied by Catherine Zeta Jones (because actor Michael Douglas dumped her for Zeta Jones).

Example:......."MoDo" =

4. Posting of Catherine Zeta Jones are usually followed by a post of a Maureen Dowd pic.

Example: EQUALS (=)

5. If your post mentions Michael Douglas, you must post a pic of Catherine Zeta Jones.

Example:......"Michael Douglas" =

6. If your post mentions Sarah Palin (aka "Barracuda" or "Sarahcuda" - a high school nickname derived from her athletic prowess), you must post a pic of her and/or her husband Todd (for the FReepettes).

EXAMPLE:......"Sarah Palin" =

NOTE: You CANNOT post fake pictures of Sarah Palin. The following are examples of fake Palin pictures:

7. Helen Thomas - Whenever any of Rules #1 - #6 are invoked, it will sooner or later become obligatory to post a pic of Helen Thomas. I think this was instituted as the FR equivalent of spiking the thread with saltpeter...
8. If Helen Thomas is mentioned, a the following picture(s) will be posted, (or a likeness thereof), necessitating alot less goans usually follow.

EXAMPLE: ......"Helen Thomas"=

[stefanbatory]

is that the picture for Hillary threads?

[Constitution Day]

Dang! Nice getaway sticks...

[fieldmarshaldj]

What fun would that be ?

[DCBryan1]

PING for an “AYE” vote to replacing rule 7 and 8 to posting Helen Thomas Pictures.

[Daffynition]

Is it true she ran away with Ari?

[WakeUpAndVote]

I say no! We must all be reminded of the shear ugliness that is the left.

[BenLurkin]

Aye — no more HTPs.

[DCBryan1]

I say no! We must all be reminded of the shear ugliness that is the left.

Seriesly....if I never see another picture of that old hag, I will be much happier, and retain alot of precious bodily fluids.

[Allegra]

2. Female equivalent to the Ann Coulter rule. The Bibi (Netanyahu) and Bill Sammon's rule. Followed by the word THUD in bold. "Thud" refers to the sound made by Freepettes when they hit the floor after swooning over various males of the species.

I heartily support this and would like to also request an addendum to include that any mention of Todd Palin also be subject to this rule.

[Allegra]

Oh, wait...I see that you already covered that. :)

Dang slow connection.

Never mind.

[Pollster1]

A bucket of water might do it (but I'm saving my bucket for Hillary).

[matt1234]

"Only bad witches are ugly."

[anniegetyourgun]

Along with the banning of ANY photos of any crypt-keepers like Alan Colmes of Ellis Henican.

[CholeraJoe]

[Pan_Yan]

So if Sarah Palin looked like Maureen Dowd would FReepers still be posting enless pictures of her in running shorts while discussing her qualifications for President?

[Jewbacca]

[Pan_Yan]

(that won't lst long)

[50mm]

Have you cleared this with seanmerc? LOL

[seanmerc]

For old times' sake...

[2111USMC]

LOL!

(I just about choked on my sandwich.)

That one got saved.