Man with munchies meets bear with munchies
To: epithermal
Should have given the pot to the bear, mellow him out a little.
To: epithermal
So the bear was anti drugs?
3 posted on
06/04/2010 1:10:37 PM PDT by
Pessimist
To: epithermal
“So your honor dude... it was like... a dude bear... like....wow, dude.... I thought it was like....dude... surreal...like...dude?”
“Dude... can I, like get my...like check now?”
To: epithermal
Why would pot have caused the accident? Was the bear stoned?
5 posted on
06/04/2010 1:13:22 PM PDT by
svcw
(Habakkuk 2:3)
To: epithermal; Slings and Arrows
A Montana judge says it's not a worker's fault he got mauled by a grizzly bear at a tourist attraction, even if he smoked marijuana before trying to feed the animal. It IS his fault that he thought "feeding a bear" encompassed more than just presenting his soon-to-be-corpse to the bear.
To: epithermal
Stupid as a sorce of income.
8 posted on
06/04/2010 1:18:16 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: epithermal
In a Jan. 10, 2008 statement to the Montana Department of Labor and Industry attached to the motion to reconsider, Kilpatrick described his reaction to finding the marijuana pipe outside the bear den the morning after the attack: “I became very very angry because I then knew what had happened. In my opinion Brock could not resist one last time of harassing the bear with his habit of blowing smoke in their faces for God only knows what reason and in direct defiance of my telling him NOT to disturb them!!!”
http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/in_grizzly_mauling_judge_rules_pot_not_the_cause/17932/
Apparently the bear didn’t like the quality of the dope.
To: epithermal
Sure it is. He got stoned. He opened up the bear’s pen. The bear got a contact high. The bear got the munchies. The bear munched on him. It’s his fault.
14 posted on
06/04/2010 1:24:36 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: epithermal
It’s all fun and games until someone gets high and tries to feed the bears. It’s like a Country Bear Jambaroo!!
19 posted on
06/04/2010 1:32:03 PM PDT by
subterfuge
(BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
To: epithermal
Hey! Boo-boo! This pik-a-nik basket of popcorn won't cut my munchies. I need a serving of meat.
20 posted on
06/04/2010 1:41:43 PM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
To: epithermal
To: epithermal
23 posted on
06/04/2010 2:11:00 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: epithermal
25 posted on
06/04/2010 2:27:02 PM PDT by
cranked
To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
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