[TornadoAlley3]

“Nobody is more upset about the oil spill than me.”

[equaviator]

meh...heard it a million times. Try Helter Skelter next time...do it for Charlie.

[Mich Patriot]

OT to Webmaster... How much longer do I have to endure the pic of Carly Fiorina on these pages? I humbly beg you to get rid of her...I lost 20 pounds in May b/c I couldn’t eat!

[Russ]

McCartney, the ultimate Obamabot, was probably having orgasms during this appearance. Obama, on the otherhand, was in Indonesia under the name Barry Saetoro when the Beatles were in their prime. He couldn’t care less about this washed up “entertainer”...

[Red in Blue PA]

Sasquatch, ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Sasquatch

Sasquatch, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble

I love you, I love you, I love you
that’s all I want to say
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know you’ll understand

Sasquatch, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble

I need to, I need to, I need to
I need to make you see
Oh, what you mean to me
Until I do I’m hoping you will know what I mean
I love you

I want you, I want you, I want you
I think you know by now
I’ll get to you some how
Until I do I’m telling you so you’ll understand

Sasquatch, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble
And I will say the only words I know that you’ll understand
My Sasquatch

[Frenchtown Dan]

Barack to Michelle: Sniff, Sniff... Michelle, you been eatin cabbage & beans again?

[dforest]

Copious amounts of bile spew from my lips.

[LRS]

” Yellow Submarine? Better add him to the oil spill advisers list”...

[OrioleFan]

Obama: “Now, can I have the mistress?

[N. Theknow]

"Man, I hope Malia is asleep by the time this is over so I don't have to face any more of her grilling me on the Gulf oil leak."

"Maybe I should send Gibbs in first to check on her."

[McGruff]

[swatbuznik]

“Did you plug the hole, Michelle?”

[Cincinatus]

Other tunes on the program...

"Why Don't We Do It In the Gulf?"

"Can't Buy Me Barf"

"I am the Witless"

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[gathersnomoss]

Honkey music. Hey, Paul...shouda’ sung Ebony & Ivory.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

So Sgt. Pepper took you by surprise
You better see right through that mother’s eyes
Those freaks was right when they said you was dead
The one mistake you made was in your head
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

You live with straights who tell you you was king
Jump when your momma tell you anything
The only thing you done was yesterday
And since you’re gone you’re just another day
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

A pretty face may last a year or two
But pretty soon they’ll see what you can do
The sound you make is muzak to my ears
You must have learned something in all those years
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

[The Wizard]

disgusting

[a fool in paradise]

Songlist included:

Fool On Capital Hill
Taxman
Michelle (My bellbottomed girl...)
He had to omit Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Transparent Monkey

[a fool in paradise]

Obama: "You may be knighted, you may be a foreigner, you may be shorter, but I won't be bowing before you, Macca."

[a fool in paradise]

Obama: "Hey! Do that song that goes 'Imagine there's no god it's easy if you try...'"