[Roscoe Karns]

Doing the work catfish won’t do.

[Joe 6-pack]

"But Pierson said it's unlikely that this shark swam all the way to Illinois."

That certainly seems to be the case here, but it's true that bull sharks have been found as far north up the Mississippi as Cairo, Illinois, having swum up from the gulf. They've been found up to 4,000 km inland up the Amazon, and are quite tolerant of freshwater. They're not uncommon here (Louisiana) in the brackish to fresh waters of the Atchafalaya basin, and after Katrina, a number were observed in Lake Pontchartrain.

[Voltage]

Didn’t Al Gore warn us things like this would happen if we didn’t switch to those squiggly lights?

[Viking2002]

They'll blame it on the shark swimming upriver to get away from the BP Armageddon Slick, you just watch.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."