Every time there is a thread about Michelle MaBelle, post a pic of Carla Bruni, like this:
Cheers!
Posted on 05/30/2010 4:56:14 PM PDT by Libloather
MICHELLE OBAMA “FURIOUS AND HUMILIATED” BY CLAIMS HER HUSBAND THE PRESIDENT MIGHT BE HAVING AN AFFAIR!!
Sunday May 16, 2010
MICHELLE Obama has every right to be angry!
The American First Lady apparently exploded with rage after learning her husband Barack has been caught in a cheating scandal with a 35-year-old woman.
The affair rumor mill went into overdrive earlier this month after the Commander-in-Chief was seen at a posh hotel with sexy former campaign worker Vera Baker.
Michelle is also said to be worried that there could be damning security tapes her husband’s enemies could use to crush his presidency.
“Michelle’s beside herself,” a source blabbed to American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“She can’t believe Barack could put himself in this position!
“The scandalous buzz about Obama and Ms. Baker has been out there for years. But Michelle never had any evidence positively linking the two romantically, and he and Baker always brushed off the salacious rumors as Republican lies.
“Michelle is furious that the political gossips are at it again. She was especially upset to learn there might be a videotape of Obama with Baker at the hotel! If true, that could ruin his presidency — and his marriage.
“Michelle doesn’t understand how this shrewd politician could end up in a situation that appears to be compromising at the very least.
“She’s furious, humiliated and embarrassed. It’s put another huge strain on the Obamas’ marriage.
“Michelle’s adamant that if she finds there’s a shred of truth to these allegations, she’ll leave Barack! He insists there’s nothing to the story, that it’s just right wing operatives trying to discredit him.
“Right now, they’re both bracing for the other shoe to drop — and if it ever does, there will be hell to pay in the Obama White House!”
Well, we can't believe it either, Michelle. That's because it's just not believable. That permascowl on your face says you know why, too.
She can go back to being a high paid hospital administrator. You know, the job that was never filled after she left.
BO's ruined presidency has nothing to do with salacious affairs.
With a woman? LOL right.. I’ve seen the way she looks at him when he hugs those ‘special’ kind of men.
Michelle, we know... and you know that we know that you’re just the beard.
The funniest thing about that is the reaction of Sarkozy (I think that’s Sarkozy). Probably thinking something like “but, of course, with a wookie at home who wouldn’t be ogling.”
:-)
Totally love the all caps. Reminds me of the NY Post.
Damn, looks like Michelle is going to be a Senator from (fill in the blank) after Barry leaves office.
I love double entendre.
Applicable to a female side-squeeze, Larry, or shutting Michelle-Omarosa's cake-hole.
I'll bet Michelle can fling a glass ashtray like a fastball at 95 MPH.
His wife. No one cares about the others. :(
Every time there is a thread about Michelle MaBelle, post a pic of Carla Bruni, like this:
Cheers!
The wookie is furious and humiliated? Now she feels the same way as 65% of America.
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She’ll just increase her first lady staff to include “bimbo and gay eruption” suppression.
That’s the least of this Wookie’s troubles! She’s an overweight spokesperson for a national diet campaign!!!! She’s stupid. She’s ugly. She and her POS husband are communists!!!!
Well, Mishy, in the end he'll get his!
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