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05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: Richard Kimball
The original Smokey and the Bandit is one of the best movies ever. Our daughter and her friend rented it when she was still in high school. They laughed the entire time.
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posted on
05/15/2010 11:38:55 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
To: Post-Neolithic
Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
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posted on
05/15/2010 12:08:23 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
(All we every really knew was it was crazy to be doin' it any other way)
To: Post-Neolithic
“I’m choppin’, but no chips are flyin’.”
- General Frank Savage, “Twelve O’Clock High”
To: Post-Neolithic
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Reputed unofficial motto of British intelligence.
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posted on
05/15/2010 1:45:48 PM PDT
by
Cacique
(quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
To: MHGinTN
Any frog jumping out of the pot early will be rediculed by all the other frogs staying in the nice warm water. If you land in the fire instead, they will laugh at you and point out how it was much better to stay in the pot like a good little froggie. After all, it ain't boiling yet is it? - Me. July, 2006
"Never forget, even for an instant, that the one and only reason anybody has for taking your gun away is to make you weaker than he is, so he can do something to you that you wouldn’t let him do if you were equipped to prevent it. This goes for burglars, muggers, and rapists, and even more so for policemen, bureaucrats, and politicians." — Alexander Hope. Aaron Zelman and L. Neil Smith, Hope (2001)
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posted on
05/15/2010 4:52:48 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Alarm and Muster)
To: Post-Neolithic
“I believe you have my stapler...”
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posted on
05/16/2010 7:11:36 AM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: B4Ranch
That's what I said....
Although sarcastically different....
: )
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posted on
05/16/2010 5:59:34 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: Dead Corpse
“rediculed”
“That’s not how you spell ‘ridiculed’”
“It’s the Internet spelling”......seen on FR several years back
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posted on
05/16/2010 6:08:57 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: TheMom
“Bet me Buckwheat”. TheMom - right before she got fired."It's only going to be for a year." -Allegra in January 2004.
Buckwheat sucks, by the way.
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posted on
05/20/2010 11:59:30 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Post-Neolithic
‘I call that that brave talk for a one eyed fatman.” Lucky Ned Pepper to Rooster Cogburn.
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posted on
05/20/2010 12:41:02 PM PDT
by
wordsofearnest
(Brad Ellsworth is giving Indiana a twofer.)
To: wordsofearnest
“Use enough dynamite there Butch?” The SunDance Kid.
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posted on
05/20/2010 12:50:02 PM PDT
by
wordsofearnest
(Brad Ellsworth is giving Indiana a twofer.)
To: wordsofearnest
“Brethren leave us go amongst them.” Reverend Captain Samuel Johnston Clayton.
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posted on
05/20/2010 1:01:42 PM PDT
by
wordsofearnest
(Brad Ellsworth is giving Indiana a twofer.)
To: wordsofearnest
“I never said I couldn’t use one, I said I didn’t like ‘um.”
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posted on
05/20/2010 1:03:04 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
To: Post-Neolithic
“My first wife was second cook at a third rate joint on fourth street”
Rusty, THE GLASS KEY, 1942
“Middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns,...only in LA.”
CHINATOWN 1974
Spoken to “Jake” (Jack Nicholson) by the LA County Coroner in the morgue.
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posted on
04/19/2015 9:27:17 PM PDT
by
PigBoatJoe
(Sic semper Obama)
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