Most memorable one liners.

05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

[MHGinTN]

“Like hell I won’t!” was the next line, IIRC.

[MarineBrat]

"It looks good on you though."

[fidelis]

“I do not want people to be aggreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.”
-Jane Austen
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“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts”
-Will Rogers
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“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand”
-Mark Twain

[MHGinTN]

There is a great Morgan Freeman (God) line in the Noah’s Ark movie, goes something like, “If you pray and ask God to give you patience, isn’t it an answer to that prayer when He gives you opportunities to learn patience?” That line brought tears to my old eyes when I suddenly realize all the opportunities I’d missed over the decades. ... But I’m learning

[MarineBrat]

Josey Wales: "If I get to liking someone, they ain't around long."

Chief Dan George: "I noticed when you get to disliking someone, they ain't around for long either."

[MHGinTN]

Better line is: ‘I’m a politician; that means when I’m not kissin’ babies, I’m stealing their lollipops.’

[MHGinTN]

A line from one of the characters in one of my novels: “Don’t just shrivel here, ask God to do somethin’, then get your ass in gear and get it done!”

[MarineBrat]

Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy. ~Aristotle

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

“I believe if you can’t say something nice, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton” - Jeff Foxworthy - Blue Collar Comedy Tour

[married21]

Yep, the Princess Bride is so great.

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Roger Rabbit quotes:
“Is that a Rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

“Oh, my God, it’s DIIIIIPP!”

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Shrek— “You have the Right to remain silent, Donkey. What you lack is the capacity”

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“You have a lot to learn, Myrtle Mae. And I hope you never learn it!” (mother, to her daughter, in the movie Harvey)

[fidelis]

“I was Snow White, but I drifted.” Mae West

[married21]

(”Goodness, Ma’am, what beautiful diamonds!”)
“Goodness had nothin’ to do with it.”— Mae West

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Also,

“When I’m good, I’m good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.”

[SealSeven]

“I am” God

[fidelis]

Dorothy: “How can you talk if you don’t have any brains?”
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Scarecrow: “I don’t know! But a lot of people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they?”
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—Wizard of Oz

[Judith Anne]

“Mongo just pawn in game of life.” — Blazing Saddles

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

"You know what it's like, to be lying face down in the mud, getting kicked in the head with a steel-toe boot? No, of course not. No one does. It never happens. Strike that." --Robert Stack, Airplane

"Should we turn on the runway lights now?" "No! That's just what they'll be expecting!" --Robert Stack, Airplane

"What f---n Chisholm Trail? Do you ever have the feeling there's something going on we don't know about?" --Mickey Roarke, Diner

"What's the point of having the right to have babies if you can't have babies? What's the f-----g point?" --John Cleese, Life of Brian

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

“If you see a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Bera

My 12-year-old's corrollary: "If you see a fork in the road, pick it up."

[EveningStar]

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

- George Bernard Shaw

[EveningStar]

Hey, where are the white women at?

- Blazing Saddles

[madamemayhem]

my grandmother told me one time that i should not ever pray for patience because if i did i would probably get pregnant and REALLY need patience. same thing huh.