I'd say about 6-7 hours over low heat (say around 215-225.) Of course, you'd ideally like to pen him and feed him on corn and grain for a few days first to get all the game-i-ness out of him.
I'd say about 6-7 hours over low heat (say around 215-225.) Of course, you'd ideally like to pen him and feed him on corn and grain for a few days first to get all the game-i-ness out of him.
Maybe marinate him in au jus for 24 hours prior. Through in some celery, mushrooms, and onions. Its a little salty, but the meat comes out tender.
People can’t take a joke.
>> found himself in hot water
That’s just a stereotype. Cannibals actually prefer their politicians grilled over a campfire. You just have to be careful, ‘cause they’re greasy and they tend to flame up.
"roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce. *licks lips*"
But did the Ngati Porou find it funny?
“Bite my head off about it, gee whiz!”
Haka anyone?
... the joke was in poor taste<< snicker >>
The South Sea Islanders called the cooked human body “Long Pig!”
Are politicians best cooked in an oven or on a spit?
Maybe. But how does he know what cannibal dinners taste like?
This is very important. It's a teaching moment, as Our Beloved President likes to say.
This is one of those epiphanies where the hypocrisy and fraud behind Political Correctness reveals itself. PC is based on the myth of the Noble Savage, a being who lived in perfect peace and harmony and justice with all of nature and each other, until the coming of The Evil White Man. Each non-Western society, in its own way of course, was every bit as advanced as that of the Europeans who invaded them. Its assumptions are quite simple: Western bad, Non-Western Good.
Unfortunately for the PC purveyors, there are certain points when the edifice crumbles utterly, and cannibalism is one of them. They know that people recoil in horror at cannibalism, so they cannot embrace it as a proud indigenous tradition nefariously ended by The Evil White Man, so they are forced into a Plan B: They lie. Cannibalism! What a calumny! A slur! A farrago! How dare you insinuate such a thing, you racist you!
They cannot, under any circumstances, admit that Western colonialism ended cannibalism and the international slave trade, among other things.
Need to buy the gallon sized refill for the Cajun Injector.
Which would be better: mushroom-onion, or classic cornbread stuffing?