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New Zealand PM Roasted Over Cannibalism Joke
AFP ^ | 5/13/10 | AFP

Posted on 05/13/2010 10:19:35 AM PDT by Sax

WELLINGTON (AFP) – New Zealand Prime Minister John Key found himself in hot water Thursday after joking about an indigenous tribe eating him for dinner.

Key has been at loggerheads with a Maori tribe, the Tuhoe, over negotiations to settle their grievances over land confiscations by European settlers in the 19th century.

During a speech to a tourism conference Thursday, Key joked about having dinner with the neighbouring Ngati Porou tribe, or iwi.

"The good news is that I was having dinner with Ngati Porou as opposed to their neighbouring iwi which is Tuhoe, in which case I would have been dinner, which wouldn't have been quite so attractive," Key said.

A settlement negotiator with the Tuhoe tribe, Tamati Kruger, told Radio New Zealand the joke was in poor taste. "I'm just astounded that the prime minister can make light of what we regard as a very, very serious situation (over the negotiations)," Kruger said.

"Well the first thing to say is, it's probably correct, and the second thing is (it's) probably not wise in the current climate," said Te Ururoa Flavell.

Cannibalism remains a sensitive subject in New Zealand, where Maori warriors sometimes ate their defeated enemies until the practice died out in the mid-19th century, according to historians.

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I'd say about 6-7 hours over low heat (say around 215-225.) Of course, you'd ideally like to pen him and feed him on corn and grain for a few days first to get all the game-i-ness out of him.

1 posted on 05/13/2010 10:19:35 AM PDT by Sax
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Maybe marinate him in au jus for 24 hours prior. Through in some celery, mushrooms, and onions. Its a little salty, but the meat comes out tender.


2 posted on 05/13/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Sax

People can’t take a joke.


3 posted on 05/13/2010 10:22:34 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Hypocrisy: "Animal rightists" who eat meat & pen up pets while accusing hog farmers of cruelty.)
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To: Sax

>> found himself in hot water

That’s just a stereotype. Cannibals actually prefer their politicians grilled over a campfire. You just have to be careful, ‘cause they’re greasy and they tend to flame up.


4 posted on 05/13/2010 10:22:40 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Repeat Offender
ugghgghhgh through = throw.

Literacy wasn't my friend on that one.

5 posted on 05/13/2010 10:22:58 AM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Sax
You can kill babies and steal as much money as you want, but don't you dare tell a joke.
6 posted on 05/13/2010 10:23:34 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (FYBO: Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: Sax

"roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce. *licks lips*"

7 posted on 05/13/2010 10:25:31 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Sax

But did the Ngati Porou find it funny?


8 posted on 05/13/2010 10:26:20 AM PDT by Shermy
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To: Sax

9 posted on 05/13/2010 10:27:41 AM PDT by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: Sax; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

“Bite my head off about it, gee whiz!”


10 posted on 05/13/2010 10:28:52 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Sax

Haka anyone?

11 posted on 05/13/2010 10:30:50 AM PDT by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: Nervous Tick
"How to Serve Politicians"

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12 posted on 05/13/2010 10:30:56 AM PDT by Sax
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To: mgstarr

13 posted on 05/13/2010 10:31:37 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nervous Tick

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


14 posted on 05/13/2010 10:33:21 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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To: Sax
... the joke was in poor taste
<< snicker >>
15 posted on 05/13/2010 10:33:48 AM PDT by eastsider
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To: Sax

The South Sea Islanders called the cooked human body “Long Pig!”


16 posted on 05/13/2010 10:34:39 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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17 posted on 05/13/2010 10:34:50 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Sax

Did you hear about the Tuhoe tribesman who went for a walk after dinner, and passed the Prime Minister in the jungle?


18 posted on 05/13/2010 10:36:26 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
"Kill" what "babies" and "steal" whose "money"?

The Maoris have been guided by radical left-wing civil rights attorneys for many years and have extorted a fortune in reparations out of the NZ government, which they quickly spent, lost and were bilked out of so they demanded more reparations, oh, and the fisheries and the forests. Meanwhile, they load up on crack, murder their own children and hack to death white farm families with machetes...because guns are illegal.

Please don't give me a Maori pity story.

19 posted on 05/13/2010 10:38:07 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: Deb
I know nothing about Maoris.

I was merely stating the fact that today's world takes more offense at a simple joke than abortion or Bernie Madoff.

20 posted on 05/13/2010 10:40:45 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (FYBO: Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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