[NormsRevenge]

I guess she passed the screen test.

[Secret Agent Man]

Will she really have to declare this as income, since she won’t have to actually act?

[subterfuge]

Now there’s a resume enhancer!

[newfreep]

Hard to believe she’s “only” 24 - seems like she’s been around for decades & decades..and looks it, too.

[4everontheRight]

pot - kettle

kettle - pot

[Future Snake Eater]

All jokes aside, I’m surprised she was grabbed for any movie role at all. She’s notoriously VERY hard to work with. Coming in drunk/high, very late, unprepared, diva mentality, abusive, loud, etc.

Sounds like this role really spoke to her!

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[GSWarrior]

Courtney Love wasn’t available?

[Abathar]

I always knew there was porn in her future...

[napscoordinator]

Prayers to Lindsey as she clearly needs our prayers and hope that she gets some help ASAP!

[GeronL]

She is only one step above porn now.

Mylie Cyrus is coming on fast.

[stinkerpot65]

Hollywood is sick and evil and ruled by Satan. They know this will be a financial bomb, but they push it anyway, because of who they serve.

[ZX12R]

I don’t think I’ve seen a better job of casting, in the entire history of hollywood.

[MortMan]

She got all choked up when she read the script, I guess...

[Cyman]

I’ve always said that the best performance any actor gives in their life is when they portray themselves.

[KarlInOhio]

while Bill Pullman will portray Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner in the period drama

A period drama? Will it be a Merchant Ivory production?

[Celerity]

“The film, called “Inferno,” will be based on the events of Lovelace’s life and will delve into the “difficult stuff she went through and overcame,” Razaqi said. “

She overcame it ? I’m not her biographer, but I don’t think she overcame anything.

[OB1kNOb]

Not that the this role is much of a challenge for her, um, ah, acting skills.

[Clemenza]

1. Who will be portraying Harry Reims? I thought that Alfred Molina could don the stache and Mark Spitz haircut he had in Boogie Nights, but he has ages considerably since then.

2. Will they depict the scene where Linda's husband Chuck Trainor (not Hef as is sometimes reported) gets fellatio from Sammy Davis Junior?

[jiggyboy]

Hah, I bet the “producer” uses his own cell phone camera to make the movie.

[taildragger]

Didn't Linda Lovelace find Jesus and make a dramatic turn-around in her life?

Perhaps, miracles happen again for Ms. Lohan....