[EveningStar]

Of course the mother blamed the restaurant.

[chris37]

MMMM alcoholic chocolate milk :P’’’’’’

[VRWCmember]

Whatever you do, DON’T SELL THAT COW!!

[svcw]

I am not getting the hysteria. The child took a sip, that’s it - a sip. It’s no biggie.

[camle]

so the kid mistakenly had some of dad’s booze. how did this ever get to be newsworthy??

[Melas]

Of course mom isn’t at at fault here...riiiiiiight.

[funfan]

I think the mom was pissed because that was one less drink her they could drink. Since when is something mixed with coffee white?

[CholeraJoe]

I had a puppy lap up about half a glass of CC and coke once. She got really drunk.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Now, one time me and some other kids got into Vodka & OJ our parents put into the fridge in a pitcher on July 4 (thinking it was OJ).

I was about 4 or 5, I think.

We were ripped, and my mom was mad.

That was the end of it.

[dangerdoc]

Drunk toddler ping.

[ssaftler]

Ah heck. The best beer burp I ever heard was out of my then 10-month-old niece. My mom gave her a sip, and here goes the kid “babble-babble-babble-BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP- babble-babble-babble”.

Definitely a ROTFLMAO moment!

[Siena Dreaming]

The mother called the police because her kid took a sip of the father's drink?

Huh?

[Bean Counter]

Our little family was eating dinner in a local Sushi restaurant one night when a younger couple came in with their 2 year old daughter and sat at the table next to us.

Their order came, and the restaurant served on a large bamboo serving dish, with a couple of big dollops of real wasabi and all of the sushi around it. The waiter sat the dish down, and my wife, daughter and I, and the two young parents all simultaneously watched in horror as the little two year old girl reached out, grabbed a big green wad of wasabi, and popped it right in her mouth.

She blinked, swallowed, and said “Dats hot!”...and that was all.

She was just fine, Mom and Dad calmed down and everyone enjoyed their dinner....although I’m betting the next diaper change was a doozy...

[fml]

Was she planning on suing the rest.? She has GOT to be a liberal

[Dallas59]

Lol....I too a “sip” of my granpas Scotch when I was 5....I thought I was going to die...swore off the stuff until I was 15....then swore of the stuff until I was 20 and again at 32.

[I see my hands]

"began drinking a white Russian intended for his dad!"
"Jadm’s outraged mother"

Dad is gay but lives a traditional family?

[w1andsodidwe]

Of course the mother blamed the restaurant.

I would suggest to the parents that to be safe they never order alcohol when the children are with them. After all, just who was going to drive them home?

And why would you call the police? I wouldn't even think of calling the police in such a circumstance.

[nhoward14]

I guess this is the American response to the story out of Britain the other day of a mom finding a cigarette in her 1 year-old’s Happy Meal.

[WOBBLY BOB]

He’s going to be the next Ted Kennedy.

[EveningStar]

ping

[Tax-chick]

There’s actually a child named “Jadm.” I think the parents must be pickled all the time, and the poor kid’s going to wish he had a steady diet of White Russians to deal with these peabrains.