[Slings and Arrows]

There is a G-d, and He loves the Not-A-Ping-List.

[fredhead]

Please add me to the Not-A-Ping-List.

Greatly appreciated........

or in my best Elvis voice,

Thank you, thank you very much.

Now where’s my peanut butter and banana sndwich?

[humblegunner]

You can laugh all you want until you see how Obamacare prostate exams are conducted.

[a fool in paradise]

Has a replacement for Barney Frank been found yet?

[Lady Jag]

[ApplegateRanch]

Holy Hemorrhoids, Batman; what a way to be keeled!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A practical joker deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.

Bastinado is about right.

For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.

But staking out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.

-Heinlein

I would say that these guys need to be treated to all three.

Good grief, how much alcohol would you have to ingest before this kind of thing even occurred to you much less seemed like a good idea?