Finally, a reason to stop drinking. I've needed one desperately since November 4, 2008.
If it comes in a Lawnmower Green can with a born on date and is really really cheap... I’ll set up an extra Ice Chest for beer moochers ... color me IN
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If only we got this from politicians.
Does it come in Super-Gulp size?
If I'm ever too poor to buy decent beer, I'll switch to malt liquor so I can get really sloshed and forget how much of a loser I became.
(Parody of Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin)
(Written and performed by Mark Jonathan Davis)
There’s a lady who goes
To the store that won’t close
And she’s shopping at 7-Eleven
Down the aisle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
And a Snickers really satisfies her
Ooooh make my Slurpy
If there’s a penny on the counter
You can use it
Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English
I just bought a Big Gulp from Achmed...Achmed
“Greetings! Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine. Do you require a spoon straw?”
And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go
Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They’ve been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow
Microwave your burrito
And she’s shopping at 7-Eleven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZhjIL4BwRU
7-Eleven beer ping
Beer Ping!
A low to medium ping list aimed at all of us who, well, love our beer
FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or GOP_Raider to be added or struck from the list
I imagine 7-11 could take a small hit by actually contracting a few breweries to make something half-decent, at a really great price.