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Well, that should be delicious. /s

Finally, a reason to stop drinking. I've needed one desperately since November 4, 2008.

1 posted on 04/20/2010 5:00:59 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: OldDeckHand

If it comes in a Lawnmower Green can with a born on date and is really really cheap... I’ll set up an extra Ice Chest for beer moochers ... color me IN

TT


2 posted on 04/20/2010 5:11:30 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (I don't mind liberals... I hate liars...there just tends to be a high degree of overlap)
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To: OldDeckHand
"They're looking for exceptional quality at a value price."

If only we got this from politicians.

3 posted on 04/20/2010 5:12:57 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: OldDeckHand

4 posted on 04/20/2010 5:42:48 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: OldDeckHand

Does it come in Super-Gulp size?


5 posted on 04/20/2010 5:46:10 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: OldDeckHand
The launch, happening this month at stores nationwide, aims to take advantage of the current economic downturn

If I'm ever too poor to buy decent beer, I'll switch to malt liquor so I can get really sloshed and forget how much of a loser I became.

6 posted on 04/20/2010 5:49:25 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: OldDeckHand

(Parody of Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin)
(Written and performed by Mark Jonathan Davis)

There’s a lady who goes
To the store that won’t close
And she’s shopping at 7-Eleven
Down the aisle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
And a Snickers really satisfies her
Ooooh make my Slurpy

If there’s a penny on the counter
You can use it
Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English
I just bought a Big Gulp from Achmed...Achmed

“Greetings! Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine. Do you require a spoon straw?”

And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go
Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They’ve been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow
Microwave your burrito

And she’s shopping at 7-Eleven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZhjIL4BwRU


7 posted on 04/20/2010 5:51:28 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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To: OldDeckHand
It dosent look like a bargain.


10 posted on 04/20/2010 6:26:00 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions...$1 Halfbaked...50c)
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To: GOP_Raider

7-Eleven beer ping


12 posted on 04/20/2010 6:55:34 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; GOP_Raider; Rodney King; Tainan; Chasaway; SquirrelKing; dynachrome; ...

Beer Ping!

A low to medium ping list aimed at all of us who, well, love our beer…

FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or GOP_Raider to be added or struck from the list…

15 posted on 04/20/2010 11:46:33 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (<----Click over there for a special message from GOP_Raider)
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To: OldDeckHand

I imagine 7-11 could take a small hit by actually contracting a few breweries to make something half-decent, at a really great price.


17 posted on 04/21/2010 12:00:53 AM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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