Birthday clown scares kids on purpose

upi. ^ | April 15

[JoeProBono]

LUCERNE, Switzerland, A Swiss performer said he found success by offering his services as an "Evil Clown" to terrify children at their birthday parties.

Dominic Deville of Lucerne said his Evil Clown service was inspired by horror movies about scary clowns and allows parents to give their children a good birthday fright, The Austrian Times, Vienna, reported Thursday.

Deville said the performance begins with texts, phone calls and letters to the intended victim warning them of an impending cake in the face.

"It's all in fun and if at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there. But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless," he said.

[Pyro7480]

My favorite plot involving a clown, who suffers a lot of abuse at the hand of a "puppy boy:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbC_HNHQ9JY

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you.

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[TheOldLady]

I hate clowns. I have always hated clowns.

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[TheOldLady]

That was mean, Laz.

[Pyro7480]

That’s freaky.

[TheOldLady]

I’ll enlist in that army.

[TheOldLady]

Oh! A good clown.

[TNdandelion]

Actually, I have that photo on a t-shirt and wear it to clean house, sleep in, etc. It freaks my 11yr old out every time I wear it.

But, I would not hire a scary clown for her birthday. lol

[Salamander]

“Can’t Sleep. Clowns Will Eat Me”
[Alice Cooper]

Don’t sing me lullabies
I won’t close my eyes,
I can’t close my eyes
It’s true,
I’m doomed
‘til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can’t miss a thing
It’s true,
I’m through
I’m screwed,
unglued

I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they’re always there with funny hair,
Oh, I’m so scared

It happens to me every night
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn’t real
I’ll show you wounds that never heal
To them I’m just a happy meal
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I’m meat
but I’m sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It’s true,
I’m stew,
unchewed

I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they’re always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I’m so scared

It happens to me every night
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn’t real
I’ll show you wounds that never heal
To them I’m just a happy meal
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

[brwnsuga]

....that is really creepy....glad I didn’t see this close to bedtime.

[SkyDancer]

Someone further on down in the post had a larger version .... now that’ll creep you out ....

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[Semper Mark]

"Can't Sleep. Clowns Will Eat Me."

Clown is humming ♫Brahms Lullaby♫

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