Ahhh - it's just your imagination...
Posted on 04/12/2010 7:13:16 AM PDT by IbJensen
Meet William Ferris. The Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati.
However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris--who was also expecting vaginal sex--contacted police to report that he had just been robbed.
When Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to Ferris's 911 call, his "story began to fall apart," according to an arrest report. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris told TSG that he expected "all of it for $50," but just got "kissing and sucking" during the 20-minute bathroom encounter.
He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked (and not because of the eatery's tasty belly bombers).
The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report, was scheduled to be arraigned today on the misdemeanor counts. He told TSG that he will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue.
He just wanted her to “hold the pickle”! ;-P
Ohio huh. Uh oh! (giggle)
The smoking gun
Goodness.
>”Doesn’t look like he has $50. “
He was probably gonna rip off the hook.
“I’ll take two cheesebugers, Lg Fries, Lg Drink and Half-and-Half with the Hooker in the corner!”
ROTFLMAO!
$50? This guy got it cheap. Most men marry the woman and lose hundreds and thousands of dollars...Not to mention the mental pain and suffering.
/mark
>”Ahhh - it’s just your imagination...”
LMFAO!
But, President Clinton said this was not called sex!
Nobody said it yet so OK,
“LIFE SUCKS!”
"that stuff happens when you play at White Castle, I think it has to do with pickle placement,......???? wait. $50 dollars?....musta been the onion breath, they get extra"
Hooker to cop: “When I said EVERYTHING, I meant onions, pickles, cheese, ketchup, and mustard.”
They tied up the restroom in a White Castle for twenty minutes?
Based on the biological effects of sliders on the GI system, they should both be charged with crimes against humanity.
Guilty!
Good one!
He also looks like he got hit by the “stupid” truck while crossing the intelligence super-highway.
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