Real men get nostrils waxed

Salt Lake Tribune ^ | 4/10/2010 | Roxana Orellana

[brwnsuga]

Well, that’s because just about everyone carries staph in their bodies, usually inside the nostrils, but it can be anywhere on the body. I took care of a patient that was on contact precaution and his chart said due to possible e. coli infection. I took one look at the lesions on his body and said ....nuh uh that is MRSA. Sure enough the cultures came back for MRSA. It just looks really menacing when you see it.

[rrrod]

well alrighty then!!!!!

[bleach]

Try the long tip charcoal lighters. You can get into the deep recesses better, works for ear canals too.

[ErnBatavia]

[dalereed]

Sonds like a convention of queers to me.

[TypeZoNegative]

A real man adapts to the situation in the most efficient way possible. If it means that he wants to have his nostrils waxed so he could breathe better for his job, so be it.

[DesertRhino]

LOL,,needlenose,,I thought that was just me! And i always leave a few. If i need to fake empathy,,i can always pull a nosehair and get a tear in my eye.

[cripplecreek]

I have a little keychain multitool that folds down to about two inches long.

[Liberty Valance]

I've never waxed anything but a car and maybe a surfboard or two when i was a teenager. My barber handles the hair in my ears and trims my eyebrows so i don't look too much like Andy Rooney. I handle my own nose hairs with nose-hair clippers.

[martin_fierro]

[gundog]

Gawd! Lenin looks better.

[napscoordinator]

These folks are from Utah. It is scary that these folks are conservatives. I guess conservatives have some crazies too.

[Hardraade]

Yeah, yeah. Someone needs waxed. Someone always needs waxed. Very effective. Stops all the mischief they might be up to.

[Ditter]

So what is your 7 day treatment?

[left that other site]

I was denied access to a Gated Community by a Gate Guard Unibrow of the female gender, even though I go there every week and was on the guest list. Since this was going to alienate me from my client and cost me $50, I threw caution to the wind, held up my trusty tweezers and said. “THIS IS MR. TWEEZER. HE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND” and drove off. I later straightened things out with the client, and she said EVERYONE complains about the Gate Nazi. LOL. It’s the symptom of an inner disorder I think.

[redhead]

"Just reading about nostril waxing makes my eyes water. Ouch."

LOL! Amen! Just performed my latest Character-Building Experience on yesterday. I always wind up having to wipe the tears off the mirror.

[redhead]

Just, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-W-W-W-W-!!!

[Oceander]

Just what I was thinking.

[Rebelbase]

That’s a five gallon wax job.

[Electric Graffiti]

Real men don’t even wax philosophical about nostril waxing.