You sir, have offended my honor by placing me beneath your boot! You have left me no other choice than to settle this injury through fist-to-cuffs. Prepare to defend yourself!
1 posted on
04/06/2010 7:07:38 AM PDT by
Sax
To: Sax
This'll never happen to me.
No sir.
I've read up on wombats, and I'm prepared.
To: Sax; tx_eggman
Any of you old VAX system users out there ever type the word “wombat” as a line command?
3 posted on
04/06/2010 7:12:54 AM PDT by
SpinnerWebb
(mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
To: Sax
You know alcohol was involved somehow...
4 posted on
04/06/2010 7:14:39 AM PDT by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
To: Sax
Sounds like the man provoked the animal.
5 posted on
04/06/2010 7:15:48 AM PDT by
bgill
(The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
To: Sax
I wonder what sort of enchantments were on that wombat. ;)
6 posted on
04/06/2010 7:17:40 AM PDT by
allmendream
(Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
To: Sax
The 60-year-old victim had stepped on the creature which then became "rather nasty" and bit the man's lower legs and arms. I hear that wombat bites can be rather nasti.
8 posted on
04/06/2010 7:21:06 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
To: Sax
Did the day shift fix the headline?
9 posted on
04/06/2010 7:24:24 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)
To: Sax
Its really hard fo rme to believe this story - really.
11 posted on
04/06/2010 7:27:04 AM PDT by
ZULU
To: Sax
The man is now a wounded wombat veteran...
14 posted on
04/06/2010 7:34:35 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Sax
Bushfire Victim Hurt In Freak Wombat AttackBushfire's fault!
15 posted on
04/06/2010 7:36:06 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Barack Obama: Government:: Bernie Madoff: Finance)
To: Sax
Well?....He stepped on him!....I’d bite him too!
To: Sax
17 posted on
04/06/2010 7:38:57 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Sax
There is a movie here: “The Attack of The Wombats.” Perhaps “Night of The Living Wombats.” The trailers could show a crazed wombat clutching a scantily clad babe. The possibilities are endless.
22 posted on
04/06/2010 9:36:12 AM PDT by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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