[myknowledge]

How could a double leg amputee father a child? That's a one in a billion chance!

[goat granny]

depends on what was amputated...had amputee patients in hospital. Male parts intact, legs gone, one was amputee up to the hip...

[JRios1968]

There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed.

So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who: 1)would treat her nicely 2)wouldn’t run away from her, 3)would be good in bed.

Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn’t a man alive who could live up to these expectations, and she just gave up.

But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn’t have any arms or legs!

The man said ‘I’m here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can’t beat you, and I have no legs so I can’t run away from you.’ The woman replied, ‘Yes, but are you good in bed?
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The man said with a smirk on his face, ‘How do you think I rang the doorbell?’

[paltz]

Speaking in The Learning Channel (TLC) documentary, Nicky, 33, said they enjoyed a normal sex life.

"People want to know if Kenny has his private parts."

"We have sex just like any other couple. Kenny has his parts like any other man."

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"How could a double leg amputee father a child? That's a one in a billion chance!"

One would first need to find a woman smitten, twisted and/or drunk enough to allow events to proceed.

One in a billion? Maybe not. Considering the marriage proposals routinely received by mass murderers on Death Row, it seems we have no shortage of women with very strange tastes.

[a fool in paradise]

Nothing new.

Prince Randian (pictured on the left) had four children and the family eventually settled in Paterson, New Jersey...

I think Johnny Eck (on the right) apparently never married and lived with his brother until the end.

[MrsW]

Seriously? The man lost his legs and only his legs.