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How could a double leg amputee father a child? That's a one in a billion chance!
1 posted on 04/03/2010 7:43:07 AM PDT by myknowledge
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I’m half the man I used to be.


2 posted on 04/03/2010 7:44:40 AM PDT by Force of Truth (Yes political conservatives are libertarians. They want to have their rights and eat them too.)
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Why? He has all the working parts to father a child, just no legs.


3 posted on 04/03/2010 7:45:09 AM PDT by svcw (Religion is like giving someone who is dying of thirst mouthwash.)
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To which Mrs. Easterday replied, “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”


4 posted on 04/03/2010 7:45:55 AM PDT by Bad Jack Bauer (Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
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"I want a child to carry my name, ...," he said.

I think he said, "I want someone to carry me."

5 posted on 04/03/2010 7:46:39 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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Kenny Easterday learnt to walk on his hands at an early age.

An x-ray of a young Mr Easterday before his legs were amputated.

6 posted on 04/03/2010 7:47:54 AM PDT by myknowledge (B.H. Obama's just a frontman. A frontman for who? The globalist elite, stupid!)
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Doesn't the fiancee know?!

Oh, yeah, free love and all that...

Ugh.

9 posted on 04/03/2010 7:49:47 AM PDT by TheWriterTX (-)
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Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, Easterday came suddenly
11 posted on 04/03/2010 7:53:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Tomorrow is Easter Day, acutally.)
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Now that this wonderful couple has accomplished all of this, they could perform another miracle and get married. White trash.


12 posted on 04/03/2010 7:54:14 AM PDT by hampdenkid
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His girlfriend said, “He may not be the best lover, but he has a cute way of getting on and off!”


14 posted on 04/03/2010 7:54:19 AM PDT by chooseascreennamepat
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Kenny Easterday, “The Man with Half a Body” to air on TLC this weekend, Apr. 4.


17 posted on 04/03/2010 8:01:37 AM PDT by deport
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Last I checked, legs were optional equipment in baby-making.


18 posted on 04/03/2010 8:06:05 AM PDT by kimmie7 (THE CROSS - Today, Tomorrow and Always!)
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The bad news is he only has half a body.
The good news is he’s got the good half.

I think this is a tremendously inspirational story.
And his name is Easterday? How perfect is that?


19 posted on 04/03/2010 8:06:25 AM PDT by DManA
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Must have been the middle half.


22 posted on 04/03/2010 8:21:57 AM PDT by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different)
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How could a double leg amputee father a child? That's a one in a billion chance!

I'm confused.

He has 'his private parts' and I thought those parts are what make babies.

I didn't realize it was legs that make babies.

Yep. I'm confused. NOT.


24 posted on 04/03/2010 8:34:53 AM PDT by maine-iac7
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More here with pictures of him playing pool and bowling.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2918758/half-a-body-but-hes-all-man.html


25 posted on 04/03/2010 8:52:07 AM PDT by Netizen
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He’s got a weiner. He’s cutting out the middle man.


26 posted on 04/03/2010 9:25:25 AM PDT by goseminoles
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27 posted on 04/03/2010 10:13:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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How could a double leg amputee father a child? That's a one in a billion chance!

It'd only be amazing if they'd amputated all three legs.

29 posted on 04/03/2010 10:17:31 AM PDT by r9etb
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He’s awesomely funny on the Jerry Springer show.


31 posted on 04/03/2010 10:20:53 AM PDT by humblegunner
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"I want a child to carry my name, someone that can carry my legacy and be able to say 'Well that's my daddy'," he said.

Or just someone who can start carrying HIM around...

42 posted on 04/03/2010 12:01:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Daddy & Caddy)
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