[a fool in paradise]

After the bar was cut in half, the TV audience could plainly see

Mmmm chocolate...

[Slings and Arrows]

There's tungsten in them there hills!

[Erasmus]

Envision a gloomy old office, as if from a Gahan Wilson cartoon, which it happened to be.

Imagine an exceedingly decrepit old man, leaning on his cane, sitting in front of the desk. Behind it sits a much younger man, with a magnifying loupe examining a small object.

The younger man speaks.

“I’m afraid what you have here, Colonel Phlegm-Dottle, is a bit of chocolate covered in yellowish tinfoil.”