[Jemian]

A friend posted this on Facebook. I asked for permission to repost it here and I learned that he had also reposted it from someone else. Enjoy!

[Northern Yankee]

Good Morning!

Love it.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Bingo.

[Paisan]

Everything here is true with the exception of the “domestication of the cat”.
The cat is the perfect Conservative creature. Can’t be domesticated because cats don’t really give a $hit about following anybody’s rules.
Help me out here cat people

[lysie]

LOL!!!

[spankalib]

The wheel wasn’t so much...

It was the guy that invented the OTHER three, now that was something!

bada bing baby
please tip the waitstaff on your way out...