[hadaclueonce]

Skankapadomus

[Allegra]

Another delightfully wholesome Disney-chick.

[Yardstick]

She and Sean Penn need to team up. Together they could save the world and stuff.

[Bryanw92]

>>”Over 40 children saved so far ... Within one day’s work ... This is what life is about ... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!”

So Lindsey swoops in and “saves the chillun”. I wonder what happened the next day...

The “saved” kids try to go back to work so their families can eat, but they find that they’ve been replaced by 40 new kids, who were eager to get the job so their families can eat.

Now the original 40 are out of work and hungry.

When George Bush tries to export democracy to a nation, Lindsey says he’s evil and stupid. When Lindsey disrupts 40 families’ lives by trying to export the Hollywood vision of American Values, she thinks she’s Jesus.

Lohan should stick to flashing her privates in public and being drunk. That’s what she’s good at.

[reagan_fanatic]

She later contrasted the superficiality of celebrity life with the satisfaction of social activism

And yet, she seems in no hurry to give up her celebrity. Go figure.

[Minn]

she falsely claimed she had rescued 40 child workers

She simply misspoke. What she meant to say was that she rescued 40 grams of cocaine from their vials.

[3catsanadog]

"Over 40 children saved so far ... Within one day's work ... This is what life is about ... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!" she said. . . .

. . . and celebrated later that evening with a bottle of Jack and a few lines of toot.

[Doc Savage]

P.S. Just in case you’re able to make it, I will be wrestling Lindsay in the nude in a giant tub of jello in Times Square this evening. Watch for me on the Jumbo-Tron!

[2harddrive]

Are there no attractive pics of Lindsay Lohan for a thread like this?

[Shaun_MD]

What’s a Lindsay Lohan?

[MsLady]

This girl is just pitiful and pathetic. Her fame and her parents ruined her. She is still redeemable only if she see’s. Her fame and money has cushioned her from accountability. She’s like so many others in hollywood who surround themselves with yes men and woman and thus blinds her to the truth. I pray for her soul.

[Liberty Valance]

Lindsay should star in a new Tee-Vee reality show:

The Ultimate Narcissist

[Dumpster Baby]

[Chode]

[John-Irish]

This questionably talented young woman hasn’t had a hit movie of any kind in years and she is her own physical and emotional train wreck. Apparently no one, even her own family cares anything about her at all only as it pertains to their well-being and profit. As is often the sad reality of people like Ms. Lohan, she’ll either end up dead at her own hands or at the least washed up , forgotten about and alone.

[Ditter]

Thank you for posting, I have been just worried sick about this. <:0/sarc/>

[SunkenCiv]

...following her trip to the country last December when she falsely claimed she had rescued 40 child workers.

Herbie wasn't the only thing that was fully loaded. :')