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Florida vampire to run for president
WTSP ^
| 3.15.10
Posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg
Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.
Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2012election; election2012; floriduh; jonathonsharkey; napl; sharkey2012; vampire
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To: ReneeLynn; windcliff
41
posted on
03/15/2010 6:29:23 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: Perdogg
Maybe if he buys a REAL sword and stops dressing himself in the draperies...
42
posted on
03/15/2010 6:29:38 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse
His Mom’s basement is his campaign headquarters.
43
posted on
03/15/2010 6:35:09 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others.)
To: Grizzled Bear
“His Mom’s basement is his campaign headquarters.”
and also his room.
44
posted on
03/15/2010 7:39:47 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Grizzled Bear
Please tell me he’s not a Libertarian... That’s the last thing we “l”ibertarians need. We’ve got great ideas, and we never compromise on principles, but we also seem to attract every nutcase out there that hasn’t already been scooped up by the Dems.
45
posted on
03/15/2010 8:12:37 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Perdogg
yeah, we really need more blood suckers in DC.
Thanks but no thanks.
46
posted on
03/15/2010 8:13:32 PM PDT
by
Shadowstrike
(Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: eartotheground
hey! Don’t insult Wookies like that :(
47
posted on
03/15/2010 8:14:23 PM PDT
by
Shadowstrike
(Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: TheOldLady; Salamander
Glad you like. It’s one of the more imaginative things that I’ve been called.
To: TheOldLady; Slings and Arrows
Don’t trust him!
He’s in league with the Evil Chocolate cartel!
He’ll “push” you into pigging out on Ghiardielli 60% baking chips and hock your hips to the devil!
He’s eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
Evil, I say!
[but damn, they were good]
49
posted on
03/15/2010 11:58:43 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
To: Salamander; TheOldLady
He’s eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil! Evil, I say!*blush*
To: Perdogg; shibumi; humblegunner; Jet Jaguar; Slings and Arrows; Eaker; Markos33
“to become the nation’s first vampire president”
Too late, now.
51
posted on
03/16/2010 12:00:21 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
To: jakerobins
Roman Moroni makes a good avatar. Not many get it. In some forums, no one does.
To: Slings and Arrows
We’ve got an EMO now so we should slowly build up to a Goth and *then* a vampire POTUS.
All things in good order, ya know.
[personally, I wanna see an old school punk rocker prez...Iggy Pop is eligible]
53
posted on
03/16/2010 12:05:15 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Black No.1”
[paraphrased]
“When I called him evil, he just laughed.”
54
posted on
03/16/2010 12:11:17 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
To: Salamander
To: Dead Corpse
Sharkey was once on the Executive Committee of the Hillsborough Co. Republican Party
56
posted on
03/16/2010 1:02:51 AM PDT
by
bluecollarman
(Finally..... No Microsoft! Kiss mine Mr. Gates. I finally broke free with linux !! :))
To: Perdogg
geeeeeeeeeeez just when I was getting my prez list narrowed down this guy comes along.
57
posted on
03/16/2010 1:05:07 AM PDT
by
rrrod
To: Slings and Arrows
Cocoa JudasSomeone called you that? Why?
58
posted on
03/16/2010 3:42:27 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander
Oh, I get it. You tempted Salamander into pigging out on Ghiardelli chocolate.
You really are evil.
The 100% cacao is much better if you want chocolate. The 60% is for a chocolate+sugar jones.
59
posted on
03/16/2010 3:48:45 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
To: bluecollarman
Wow...
Did he suffer a brain injury or something? OR has he always been like this?
60
posted on
03/16/2010 6:00:53 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
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