Stolen Valor

[Sarah-bot]

I want to approach this delicately because it is a delicate issue. Throughout our discussions we commonly encounter individuals referring to their military service as a form of reference. I must admit that I have done this my self. The point is that there is no way to know if someone is stealing valor by claiming military service on this forum. I am willing to submit my DD -214 to Jim Robinson or his surrogates. My suggestion is that anyone having prior military service (validated by DD-214 gets a star or some such indicator by their screen name), and those people can reference their military service. I am not saying this because I want to brag, I just resent the idea of people using pretentious military service as a form of reference. If I am out of line on this I apologize and I will accept the rebuke graciously.

[Sarah-bot]

You have a point there Salamander is no man.

[humblegunner]

You don’t happen to have a Taser I can borrow, do you?

I've an old one that my mom didn't want. It needs batteries.

The cool new ones are rechargeable. And they come in cool colors and skins.

[Salamander]

A: calling a *woman* a puss hardly qualifies as an especially devastating insult.

B: I’m astonishingly good with a gun...in fact, I’m somewhat infamous for being a “natural” from a *very* early age.

[”Albacore”? LOL! The other, other, other white meat?]

Sal “You can Tuna Piano But You Can’t Tuna Fish” Amander

[and it ain’t the meat...it’s the motion]

LMAO

[Salamander]

Calm down, HG.

I’m still *all* woman.....;]

[Sarah-bot]

So your female, I should have known.

[Sarah-bot]

Typical.

[Salamander]

“How about a ball gag.”

Okay...this guy with one ball walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him what happened to his other ball.
The guy replies “I lost it walking into the last bar.
This time, I remembered that the door always swings out.

[Salamander]

No, no, no!

TASER!

I don’t want to STUN HumbleGunner....I just want him to *be* stunned.

[or maybe stuned...gotta beeber?]

[Sarah-bot]

It has the potential for a good joke but it needs some refinement.

[Salamander]

I have a TENS unit.

I could tingle you silly...:)

[humblegunner]

Electrodes are attached to the surface of the
skin over or near the area where you are experiencing pain.
It is important that you learn how to:

correctly put on the electrodes (proper placement is important)

SOLD!

[Salamander]

Well, what else would you expect from a “typical female”?

There’s just *so* much about you to love...your “honoring” of the fairer/weaker sex, for example....:)

[Issues! Getcher red-hot issues here!]

[Salamander]

You’re so easy to please.

That’s what I love about you....:)

[and “the dial goes to 11”....ahem]

[crazyhorse691]

FR is the most professional and courteous forum I have found on the internet. Posters’ comments and posting history are enough to separate the wheat from the chaff here.

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Doubly correct...FR is my leisure time go to site...nothing else has even come close.

[Slings and Arrows]

You broke him!

[Salamander]

It’s a dirty job but somebody had to do it.

/rolls up the whip

[Slings and Arrows]

It is a satisfying meal.

It is a piece of meat.

It's a floor wax!

It's a dessert topping!

[Slings and Arrows]

Ban pit toes.

[Can't post the image I want due to FR copyright restrictions, so click here.]

[Salamander]

It’s a hat!

[I can’t take it...I’m laughing so hard I gotta go pee now...see what you people have done?!?]

[Salamander]

Awwwwww!

Why are the other toes so sad?

[and yes, I actually thought that when I saw it]...:))