1 posted on
03/12/2010 7:35:12 PM PST by
Minn
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To: Minn
lol.
I’ll keep that in my mind.
*heh*
2 posted on
03/12/2010 7:37:16 PM PST by
GeronL
(I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
To: Minn
3 posted on
03/12/2010 7:37:42 PM PST by
999replies
(Thune/Rubio 2012)
To: Minn
Also, wipe your prints from the shell casings.
To: Minn
Dont kill your wife. You are always the first, and usually, only suspect. And don’t kill anyone else either. You are not smart enough to get away with it. I know I’m not. So I don’t try.
5 posted on
03/12/2010 7:38:21 PM PST by
Vermont Lt
(I do not live in Vermont. I did for four years and that was plenty.)
To: Minn
Shhhhhhhhh! We have lots of lurkers from DU.
To: Minn
8 posted on
03/12/2010 7:42:14 PM PST by
GSP.FAN
(These are the times that try men's souls.)
To: Minn
Or slip into Canada or Mexico. You will never get the death penalty.
9 posted on
03/12/2010 7:42:26 PM PST by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: Minn
Usually people who solve their problems by murder are not that bright to begin with.
10 posted on
03/12/2010 7:43:20 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Minn
They’re thinking “Hollywood Script # 58, 59, 60, ......”
11 posted on
03/12/2010 7:43:22 PM PST by
Ouderkirk
(Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
To: Minn
Wear gang colors and nobody will make eye contact while you just walk away.
Just be sure it's done in a middle class whitey neighborhood.
12 posted on
03/12/2010 7:43:26 PM PST by
MaxMax
(Conservatism isn't a party)
To: Minn
Whats the old saying?
Everybody needs a good friend but, a really good friend will help you bury a body.
To: Minn
Raskolnikov could give some more pointers.
16 posted on
03/12/2010 7:45:35 PM PST by
Sawdring
To: Minn
And don’t hire a hitman off of Craigslist.
18 posted on
03/12/2010 7:46:32 PM PST by
P.O.E.
(Giant Gila Monster)
To: Minn
You watched that one too,huh?
And don’t put your hands in the blood.
19 posted on
03/12/2010 7:47:16 PM PST by
Adder
(Proudly ignoring Zero since 1-20-09! WTFU!)
To: Minn
Best to
spread around some fake DNA ...
To make the fake DNA, all the researchers needed was a small sample of the DNA they wanted to plant (such as that from hair or lingering in saliva left on a discarded coffee cup) and blood from a donor. Donor blood was centrifuged to separate DNA-containing white cells and DNA-free red cells. The researchers then expanded the filched DNA into a larger sample size via whole genome amplification and added it to the DNA-free red blood cells from the donor. Poof! Blood that matched the genetic profile of the person to be framed—not the donor—was created.
Problem is, your average murderer lacks a proper foundation in molecular biology.
21 posted on
03/12/2010 7:48:37 PM PST by
cynwoody
To: Minn
23 posted on
03/12/2010 7:50:28 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
To: Minn
OK...got it.Any handy hints for us habitual jaywalkers?
To: Minn
Don't make stupid, obvious mistakes when staging a fake suicide.
25 posted on
03/12/2010 7:50:53 PM PST by
Pan_Yan
(Is the sarcasm tag really necessary?)
To: Minn
About half of the murders on “The First 48” are solved using cell phone data from either the deceased or the murderer.
27 posted on
03/12/2010 7:52:25 PM PST by
Larry381
("in the final instance civilization is always saved by a platoon of soldiers" Oswald Spengler)
To: Minn
Of course us murderer's who are REALLY good never get profiled on Forensic Files because we get away with it...
Whoops! I violated rule #63 - Never post about getting away with murder on public websites with lots of readers...
But seriously, when I worked the nightshift we would keep the TV on Forensic Files during our shift, I've seen every episode about 100 times. I probably could be a darn good murderer, unfortunately I don't really have any enemies :(
34 posted on
03/12/2010 7:54:52 PM PST by
apillar
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