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If you ever commit a murder...

Posted on 03/12/2010 7:35:12 PM PST by Minn

...be sure the first thing you do next is dispose of the shoes you wore to do the deed.

It seem every other case on "Forensic Files" hinges on a killer strolling into the police station wearing the same shoes they tracked blood all around the victim's house with. What are they thinking?


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To: Minn
Best to spread around some fake DNA ...

To make the fake DNA, all the researchers needed was a small sample of the DNA they wanted to plant (such as that from hair or lingering in saliva left on a discarded coffee cup) and blood from a donor. Donor blood was centrifuged to separate DNA-containing white cells and DNA-free red cells. The researchers then expanded the filched DNA into a larger sample size via whole genome amplification and added it to the DNA-free red blood cells from the donor. Poof! Blood that matched the genetic profile of the person to be framed—not the donor—was created.

Problem is, your average murderer lacks a proper foundation in molecular biology.

21 posted on 03/12/2010 7:48:37 PM PST by cynwoody
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To: Adder

I’m never gone get hired...


22 posted on 03/12/2010 7:50:12 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Minn
Better yet...

...NEVER talk to the police...

That "right to remain silent" is the most powerful legal tool in the world.

23 posted on 03/12/2010 7:50:28 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: Minn
OK...got it.Any handy hints for us habitual jaywalkers?
24 posted on 03/12/2010 7:50:31 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: Minn
Don't make stupid, obvious mistakes when staging a fake suicide.
25 posted on 03/12/2010 7:50:53 PM PST by Pan_Yan (Is the sarcasm tag really necessary?)
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To: The Cajun

Don’t forget to bury the shovel you buried the body with
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
But you will never finish burying the shovel you buried the shovel with.......


26 posted on 03/12/2010 7:51:12 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98 )VOTE THE INCUMBENTS OUT)
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To: Minn

About half of the murders on “The First 48” are solved using cell phone data from either the deceased or the murderer.


27 posted on 03/12/2010 7:52:25 PM PST by Larry381 ("in the final instance civilization is always saved by a platoon of soldiers" Oswald Spengler)
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To: Vermont Lt
You are not smart enough to get away with it. I know I’m not. So I don’t try.

Well I was.It happened in Cleveland in May 1992.I met this drug dealer....

(Just kidding)

28 posted on 03/12/2010 7:52:47 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: cynwoody
You wouldn't ha[[en to have a centrifuge lying around would you?
I need it for um gardening bacteria and stuff.
29 posted on 03/12/2010 7:53:53 PM PST by MaxMax (Conservatism isn't a party)
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To: xrmusn
But you will never finish burying the shovel you buried the shovel with.......

Ah, the fatal flaw in my logic ;^)

30 posted on 03/12/2010 7:54:00 PM PST by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: wally_bert
Ok maybe your average murderer is brighter then the writers on that show.

But that is not saying much.

31 posted on 03/12/2010 7:54:24 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
That "right to remain silent" is the most powerful legal tool in the world.

Yes,if you're guilty.If you're innocent then silence puts you at a disadvantage.

32 posted on 03/12/2010 7:54:31 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: Lancey Howard

Does the high temp of the casing not destroy the print?.


33 posted on 03/12/2010 7:54:37 PM PST by GSP.FAN (These are the times that try men's souls.)
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To: Minn
Of course us murderer's who are REALLY good never get profiled on Forensic Files because we get away with it...

Whoops! I violated rule #63 - Never post about getting away with murder on public websites with lots of readers...

But seriously, when I worked the nightshift we would keep the TV on Forensic Files during our shift, I've seen every episode about 100 times. I probably could be a darn good murderer, unfortunately I don't really have any enemies :(

34 posted on 03/12/2010 7:54:52 PM PST by apillar
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To: right way right

Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies.


35 posted on 03/12/2010 7:56:19 PM PST by ctdonath2 (+)
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To: GSP.FAN

Ahh, hell! Anyone can pick those shoes up at Payless!


36 posted on 03/12/2010 7:56:24 PM PST by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: apillar

can I give you my list?


37 posted on 03/12/2010 7:57:32 PM PST by votemout
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To: Larry381
About half of the murders on “The First 48” are solved using cell phone data from either the deceased or the murderer.

I watch that show regularly.I'm always amazed how often the suspects 1) talk to the cops without a lawyer and 2)confess.Although I guess you'd have to be an irredeemable psychopath to kill somebody and not feel at least some guilt.

38 posted on 03/12/2010 7:57:38 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: Minn

And never do it indoors.


39 posted on 03/12/2010 7:59:42 PM PST by culpeper (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people,)
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To: ctdonath2
Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies.

Real friends call The Wolf.


40 posted on 03/12/2010 8:00:15 PM PST by Pan_Yan (Is the sarcasm tag really necessary?)
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