[JoeProBono]

[Sax]

Sure, there’s a vacant lot a block behind the park. Release it, free to go, best of luck. The ocean’s about 35 miles west.

[envisio]

YEAH, be released into the wild then die.

(which would suit me either way)

[christianhomeschoolmommaof3]

They couldn’t care less about people.

[throwback]

Ship the whale to the Bonneville dam. Killer’s eat seals don’t they? It’s a win-win.

[GonzoGOP]

OK that was close. I had advocated releasing the whale that kept killing people (Calling it a Killer Whale would be redundant). When I saw the headline I was afraid that I might actually agree with PETA. And as any good Freeper knows when you start agreeing with PETA you should immediately have myself lobotomized. But they want to release all the whales and dolphins (apparently the sea lions are just SOL), so I'm still not quite as crazy as PETA.

[I Hate Obama]

So if this whale took a Peta member’s arm or leg off would they say “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

A prison where they’re being hand- fed, away from predators, whalers, etc.? Because it worked out soo well for the whale from Free Willy...

[green pastures]

[Drango]

Remember guys....”Free Willie” is not an invitation to expose your male appendage.

[faq]

A couple months ago I was watching a TV show that said there have been no documented human deaths from wild killer whales. One of the cameramen went in the water with several of them while they were hunting for food. I think there is a strong chance this whale would kill humans if released in the wild. To me the obvious answer is to put it down. But that would never, of course, ever happen. The black and white patterns make them look like holstein cows and they are probably just as yummy. But since you can’t eat them or otherwise hurt them the best answer might be to just keep it penned up.

[T Minus Four]

Killer Whale Stew

Ingredients:

1 (9 ton) Killer Whale
190 lbs Onions, sliced thin
733 lbs Potatoes, peeled and cut in quarters
191 gallons Tomato Sauce
227 lbs Carrots, peeled and cut in 2” chunks
93 lbs Celery, diced
10 lbs Salt
7 lbs Black Pepper
5 gallons Tabasco Sauce

Directions:

Place whale in pot with tomato sauce. Bring to a boil and then simmer, covered for 36 hours. Add onions, potatoes, carrots, celery, salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce. Simmer 1 hour or until potatoes are tender Serves 34,716 people.